How to pick up young boys and other tips. We’ve been noticing with disquieting unease the surplus of news reports that have suddenly made it kosher for older women to pick up and manhandle young boys. We’re not sure how the trend itself started but we are concerned that if it continues we will soon [...]
Dating is a tenuous affair, especially in a vibrant ‘everyman for himself’ domain like New York City. What one learns after having spent some time in NY is that dating isn’t just really a desire to connect emotionally or romantically. It is also a platform by which many of us wish to jettison to, well, [...]
When bad boys cry to be forgiven… UK’s Daily News (more like Daily Vomit) comes out with the story that Prince Harry is re initiating his 5 year relationship with Chelsy Davy, a budding socialite and lawyer after she dumped him on Facebook 8 months ago. The bad boy was said to have been mortified [...]
There comes a time when going out and coming home at 4 am to the apartment paid for by your father just does not cut it anymore. You’re entering your mid 20’s and reality is sinking in. Things are drooping, your biological clock is ticking and your paycheck is not getting any bigger. All women [...]
Of the most lethal things one can wrap their mind around, it is -sex and money. At once desirable and at the same time deplorable, stimulating and yet also mind numbing, erotic and limp, a visceral turn on, and a big time turn off. Yet here they are two of the most desirable and taboo [...]
When single in the Hamptons, it is best to avoid that repulsive commentary from ‘peanut galleries’ of cute-well dressed guys patiently sitting on perches (wooden benches) throughout the quaint villages of South Hampton, Bridgehampton, East Hampton, Amagansett, and Montauk; for they are overly anxious to pick up ‘hot chicks’ in a timely fashion. The other [...]
The myth that money can’t buy love and other necessary must knows in NY. Out of the ‘preeminent’ NYT’s Weekend Fashion and Styles section comes an expose of how women should be gearing themselves for a happy and opportunistic relationships with rich men. The story aptly titled ‘Banker seeks beauty,’ could just as aptly [...]
I’m not immune to the phenomenon of online dating, in fact, its a social experiment for me. I’ve been on all sorts of dates and perused all kinds of profiles and no matter what kind of package each bachelor seems to be selling, the results usually come up, ahem, short. However, those e-Harmony commercials [...]
Based upon every Thursday night at a Turtle Bay bar, the point of the program was for young, affable men to charm the knickers off a Golden Oldie. Hence began my education… This is a primer. A discussion of the history, methodologies and related stories for finding, seducing, fucking, stealing from and generally abusing the [...]
My uncle Nikolai has been building castles in the sky around the idea of me marrying a traditional Russian girl since my immaculate and flawless birth in 1982. He’s come to my parents’ house with pierogi s’mockum and ginger ale since I turned twelve to foster a closer family – but all the while his [...]
