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- The Amish are on the way to see you.
- Southwest kicks slim woman off plane so an obese passenger can have two seats
- Ronnie Wood is selling his English mansion for 13 million pounds
- Are Lorenzo Martone and Lance Bass seeing each other?
- Diane Smith-Gander is suing because she was duped into marriage.
- It's now going to cost you $30 000 to have dinner with Anna Wintour.
- NYC restaurants initiate 'ratings' system for cleanliness.
- Young, Fat and Fabulous...
- Jan Schill does not want you to vote for her dad- John Mantooth.
- Sicilian photographer accidentally killed by wedding couple.
- The Hasselhoff reality show is on its way.
- Good news! Monkeys can't be trained to shoot people.
- Did you catch a glimpse of this weekend's Subway masturbator?
- Oscar now has a new face!
- We can’t wait for the Real Homeless of New Jersey spinoff.
- Oprah offers 'down and out' Fergie her own TV show.
- The Lady Gaga Barbie doll is finally here.
- It's time to watch the kids beat each other up at Blockhead's Burrito. Bon appetite!
- Have you been to Rishi Sowa's plastic bottle island yet?
- Vladimir Putin greets US exiled spies with kisses and sing alongs.
- Christina Saunders is proud to announce she has bedded 1000 men.
- Chatroulette issues warning to perverts.
- Chelsea Clinton's wedding set to cost $2 million?
- Lilo has hysterical fit while locked up.
- Love parade in Germany kills 17.
- Sticky Drama: The teenage gossip blog site run by pornographer Christopher Stone.
- Brian Moore sets up Web site to look for '30 dates in 30 days.'
- The Video that shows Catholic priests hooking up at Gay nightclubs is here.
- What's missing in this picture of Paris Hilton?
- Is Michael Lohan trying to sell nude photos of his ex fiancee Kate Major?
- Hit-and-Run Suspect, Monica Avila Throws Bag of Urine at Cops
- Pentagon investigated for child pornography.
- Haute Dog, Summer in the City.
- Can you get high on I-dosing?
- 6000 year old dildo discovered.
- Free Weed for Everyone.
- Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer will now set you back $44 in China.
- Irshad Khan is not the best Taliban bomb maker
- Women in Mexico are getting 25 -30 years behind bars for abortion.
- Newark's Mayor Cory Booker is forcing emplyees to bring their own toilet paper.
- Michael Lohan is now getting ready to go to jail too.
- How Worishofer Clogs suddenly became the celebrity must have.
- Anna Wintour refuses to let Ms Lily's, a Jamaican restaurant open near her West Village pied a terre.
- Male Beauty- Have you bought your oil free moisturizer yet?
- Cop kills masturbating CEO- Defarra Gaymon.
- Air France stewardess is arrested for stealing from first class and business class flyers.
- Lea T, a transexual makes it as French Vogue's cover girl.
- Hold on to your knickers, girls. Clive Worth wants to come over and “bed” you.
- Cathleen Miller ends up having sex with her 13 year old daughter's friends.
- The Lindsay Lohan mugshot T-shirt is finally here.
- It's time to meet Levi Detweiler, the Amish horse buggy bandit.
- Carte Goodwin helps pass Unemployment Extension.
- Officer Richard P. Bennett resigns after leaving beat to see midget porn star.
- Is Forever 21 glamorizing teen pregnancy?
- Have you met Russia's parasailing donkey yet?
- Lilo is finally on her way to jail.
- Blind Caption: Can you guess what's going on here?
- America is a lucky country after all.
- Study shows that prime age of beauty for women is 31.
- Ukranian Feminists FEMEN stage a strike in an empty faucet.
- Angie Cromar is going to give birth to two different children because she's knocked up in two separate uteruses.
- This weekend Latchman Ramnarine had his eyes ripped out by Jason Wallace.
- Byron Williams opens fire on California Highway Patrol officers.
- The Situation is writing a book on how you too can become the perfect guido.
- Why did 18 year old Charice Pempengco get plastic surgery done?
- Armand M. Pacher is accused of having sex with his dog.
- Ladies- isn't it time you started using the 'kush' between your breasts while you sleep?
- How did 11 year old Jessi Slaughter become the internet punching bag?
- What happened to 19 year old Arnaldo Eusebio when he offered cops a $10 bribe?
- Pediatrician Rakesh Punn wants you to know he produced 5 child porno tapes.
- Paris Hilton busted in France with drug possession.
- Has Matthew Magnus exposed his private parts to your kids yet?
- Your Hips may not Lie…but they do make you Stupid
- Jason "J.T." Ready a Neo Nazi affiliate is leading renegade immigration patrol in Arizona.
- It's finally okay to admit you have a man purse.
- Porn actors Amanda Logue and Jason Andrews will soon be going to prison for first degree murder.
- What will you be pan handling for this weekend?
- Kathy Griffin calls Senator Scott Brown's daughters prostitutes.
- Are you interested in buying the Siegel's 90 000 sq ft home?
- Dick Cheney's new heart pump.
- Alexandra Mendez-Diaz is charged with body slamming her dog into the street
- Solomon Jesus Nasser wants to know if you are a rich and gullible woman.
- 90 year old John Bunz admits he killed his 89 year old wife with a hammer.
- Leyla Ibrahim is jailed for falsely claiming she was raped.
- It's time to salivate over the Asian version of the Jersey Shore- 'K- town.'
- Jesse Thornhill wants to introduce himself to you...
- Robert Shapiro wants to tell you he's Lilo's new lawyer.
- Lilo checks herself into Rehab.
- Mel Gibson now wants to tell you he has no money!
- Time to find out about the biggest lies people use in internet dating.
- Deborah Berardi and her twin boys beat the crap out of Beka Bekouri.
- Party cop Andrew Lawrance wants his job back.
- Sheyla Hershey has the World’s Largest Breasts…but not for Long.
- There are more drunk doctors than you thought.
- Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together again.
- Nick Afanasiev wants to show you his tongue.
- Is Harry Stendhal scamming his artists?
- Stop being Gross & Cover your Mouth when Coughing and Sneezing.
- Aimee Sword gets 9 Years in Prison for Having Sex with her then 14 year old Son
- John Stamos wants to tell you he did not have an underage fling, a bag of coco pops or strippers.
- Car full of zombies crashes in downtown Portland.
- Jenna Marbles- How to trick people into thinking you're good looking.
- Iker Casillas kissing Sara Carbonero.
- ESPN Analyst Jeremy Green arrested for possession of Child Pornography & Drugs.
- Cancer Death Rates Drop
- Women are addicted to Facebook more than Men
- Did Jaleel “Urkel” White beat his baby’s mama?
- Did Lilo’s lawyer really quit or did Lilo fire her?
- Lilo calls Judge Revel a 'f**king b*tch!'
- 31 year old Patricia Dye poses as a 14 year old boy to have sex with a 16 year old girl.
- What tricks is one Boston zoo using to beat the heatwave?
- Boy George wants to tell you he gave up.
- Are you ready to smell like Bruce Willis?
- Rev. Kevin J. Gray busted for using church money on male escorts.
- Death to the Mullet: Iran bans the Mullet
- New Yorkers are Scared of a Little Heat?
- Barry Wong: Illegal Immigrants don’t Deserve Power or Gas.
- Lilo is sentenced 90 days to the slammer.
- Where will the Gold family put up a wall in their house?
- Are hand jobs suddenly out of vogue now?
- Sarah Palin gives random guy a boner.
- The battle of the hot dogs.
- Why did Dave Chappelle 'bug' out on a private plane?
- Would you buy a house from an ex hooker?
- It turns out Paris Hilton wasn't smoking pot at all...
- Will you be competing at the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition?
- Should you be getting your vagina rejuvinated too?
- Should you be getting high on nutmeg too?
- Wass Stevens wants to tell you he's the new face for Wodka Vodka.
- Britney Spears melt down at Starbucks.
- Lindsay Lohan gets socked in the face!
- 2010 does not look like a good year for Mel Gibson.
- Ferris Bueller’s Jeffrey Jones took a Day off and got Arrested.
- Caroline Cartwritght wants to know if you scream and bellow like her when you have sex.
- Where are the all the teenage Vampires at?
- Have you become a hooker today?
- Are you ready to masturbate? Pee Wee Herman is coming out with a new movie.
- The Quadruple Bypass otherwise known as the Double Down is finally here.
- Do dudes hate shopping?
- Jon Secada doesn't need your forgivance!
- China now forbids its soldiers from going on line to find love.
- Now bus drivers are getting beat up.
- 80% of Women Fake an Orgasm…Surprise!
- Cops confuse Lilo's Coco Pops for Breath mints.
- British rugby player Gareth Thomas wins a 40 000 pound award for homophobic taunts.
- Have you been stuck up by Manhattan's cat woman yet?
- This Week in Superfluous Spending.
- Lizzie Velasquez has to eat every 15 minutes or she will die.
- Hector Gomez murders step-daughter over World Cup.
- The tears are flying now that Larry King is retiring.
- Flying on an airline isn't necessarily dangerous, it's the food they serve you that's dangerous.
- A new study confirms it's too expensive to live in NYC.
- Naomi Campbell is now going bald!
- Lilo finally arrives 11 hours late for her stripper dance.
- Ice T has something on his mind. What could it be?
- The Lindsay Lohan reality show is about to air.
- George Clooney wants to remind you what you have been missing out on this summer.
- Mexican Icon- Sergio Vega shot dead after initially denying his death.
- Kelloggs recalls Froot Loops and Apple Jacks.
- Did Mel Gibson knock his girlfriend's teeth out?
- Father Antoine Videau steals 2 million pounds to fund playboy lifestyle.
- The Census bureau is now filing fake reports.
- 6 month old baby struck and killed by falling branch in Central Park Zoo.
- Patrick and Samantha would like to sell you their baby for $25.
- Have you seen Gary Coleman's 'long dong silver' yet?
- It's time to meet Oscar the bionic cat.
- The Greek government is now selling the Greek Islands to pay off its debts.
- Harry Reid's son ashamed of his own last name
- Alert: You will Die if you don’t Replace…your Shower Door.
- Byron Christopher Jordan wants to know whether you're going to join him for a sex orgy with your horse.
- Are you reading this while you are standing in a hot sweaty line to collect your new I- phone?
- Dutch man lies dead in his room for 4 years.
- Jeremy London wants to tell you he was really abducted by his own lies...
- Val Kilmer wants to apologize for calling you a homicidal drunk!
- Yummy, it's time to salivate over the Standard Hotel's 'Le Bain.'
- Have you seen Danielle Staub's latest breast surgery?
- The fallout of General McChrystal's Screw Up.
- The Village Voice Queer issue finally arrives staring man whores 'the Jersey Shore boys.'
- Have you met the Dearborn Michigan Burger Eyeliner Robbery team yet?
- Symbolic icon of WW2 'Edith Shain' passes away.
- Study proves coffee is good for you.
- Today Redemption is spelled with Spit
- Facebook Growth has come to a halt.
- The remains of 72 people found at the world trade center.
- Somewhere in America there is 38700 lbs of tainted burger meat floating around.
- Have you had your lion burger yet?
- Dostoyevskaya has just opened as Moscow's new subway line and the city is on suicide alert.
- Naked woman defying land cruisers and police tasers finally gets arrested in Utah.
- Christian Siriano is now making hand over fist money designing sponges.
- Why can't naked cowboy and naked cowgirl just get along?
- Isn't it time you got robbed by pint size punks too?
- Eclipse Fans: Please…get a Life.
- Barry Sinfield wants you to know he's off to jail for tearing off a goose's head.
- Saudi beheaded then nailed to the cross.
- Sandy Russell is kicked off a plane for being too fat to fly.
- Nicholas Cocaign wants to eat your heart out.
- Eddie Cibrian’s Divorce put on hold because…he’s Broke!
- Shhh…Pauly D has a Sex Tape.
- United Airlines would like to tell you your luggage is completely destroyed.
- Have you gone shopping at the Butch Clothing company yet?
- Chris Klein wants you to know he's checking into rehab.
- Rihanna to get Naked for Katy Perry’s Bachelorrete Party?
- Study declares NYC subways are dirty.
- Melbourne gunman terrorizing locals.
- Trying to figure out who the 'thong guy' is?
- Your Lamborghini BBQ is finally here.
- Vanessa Carlton wants you to know she's also bisexual.
- Shatonia Spencer is killed by an oncoming Q train.
- Why is Amanda Bynes announcing to the world she's quitting acting?
- Jimmy Schlager guns down his family in restaurant.
- Princess Victoria of Sweden marries a commoner.
- The world wants to know did top fashion model Tom Nicon commit suicide?
- One day Jake Gyllenhaal is going to lose his eyesight.
- Mark McInnes flees his $4million a year job after admitting inappropriate sexual behavior.
- The Austrian King of Child Porn.
- Shouldn't you be spitting out the spaghetti O's?
- Aren't you happy that the 'linc' is going to become the hottest new neighborhood in NYC?
- Brooklyn Assistant District Attorney Ama Dwimoh suspended for terrorizing her interns.
- The perils of Ronnie Gardner's firing squad execution.
- Dina Lohan wants her free ice cream or she's calling the cops.
- The sad life of John Edwards.
- Trump Jr's Daddy Issues Equal Tv Gold?
- Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are devastated that their daughter is now a man.
- Season 3’s Kai Hibbard of The Biggest Loser Confesses the Show gave her an Eating Disorder.
- David Spade & Padma Lakshmi Knocking Boots?
- Disgraced Spanish goal keeper wont be getting laid by his bombshell girlfriend anytime soon.
- Dashnay Beckwith Front-Runner for Mother of the Year
- Daniel Hughes wants to explain how he embezzled $300 000 to spend on hookers and transvestites.
- 60 severed heads found in a box.
- Jeremy London's brain is fried because he is forced to do drugs at gunpoint.
- Wipe that smirk off your face bitch.
- Ballerina has Knockout Performance; Courtesy of a Mugger's Fist.
- Man with agonizing skin condition leaps to his death.
- Lisette Lee wants you to know she is officially America's new con man.
- Drake the rapper nearly causes riot in downtown Manhattan, NY.
- Burgers, Tugs and All of the Above.
- South Korean man televises his death via twitter.
- Katy Perry Premieres: "California Gurls" Video and it hurts.
- Cameron Diaz wants you to know she's always 'traveling' for 'cock.'
- David London, brutal police attacker is now licking his chops.
- Joran Van der Sloot is in need of a new lawyer.
- The world is scrambling to locate Megan Fox's engagement ring.
- Gary Brooks Faulkner - American hero or American psycho?
- It's time for teenage girls vs cops!
- Christian Hernandez realizes he wasn't made to be a matador.
- Christina Muniz decides to dump her kids for good.
- Tiger Woods: You are NOT the Father!
- President OBAMA to address to the nation why he can't solve the BP crises.
- Taylor Lautner: “Is this happening, Am I really here?”
- Is the Burning of Touchdown Jesus a Sign from God?
- No "Tweeting" at the New York Times.
- Kathy Myers wants to tell you the pain is still in her right hand shoulder.
- BP unveils new plan.
- Fired…for Having a Baby?
- Justin Bieber…Please Slowly Back Away from the Media Whore we know as Kim Kardashian.
- Spencer Stealing Heidi’s Money & Spending it on a New Lady?
- Chatroulette is begging you to no longer stick your penis onto the camera.
- World Cup Soccer- Don't forget to blow your vuvuzelas too!
- Michelle Bachman calls Obama the "Worst President Ever"
- Isn't it time you had a fist fight with the fast food workers at Wendys too?
- Vlad decides to eat his grandmother while she is still alive.
- Indonesia gets its first sex scandal.
- Stunning ex model is raped at the house of Campion and Tatiana Platt.
- Sandra Ruiz is told she is too fat to work out.
- Gerri Halliwell booed as guest judge on the X factor.
- Kayla Manson uses the word C*NT twice on the Today Show.
- This week's jack ass of the week goes to Olaf Sverri Peterson.
- World Cups comes with Tragedy to South Africa and Mandela family.
- Hailey Glassman Wants to Sue Jon Gosselin….on Judge Judy.
- Jonathan Metz hacks his arm off.
- Lilo's assistant can't stand her...
- Malik So Chic is trying to figure out who he needs to screw to get his own reality show.
- January Jones causes a 4 car pile up and then bolts.
- Rod Blagojevich is asked to refrain from thinking he is on a celebrity show whilst in court.
- Lady Gaga wants you to understand one day in the distant future she wants to be left alone.
- Danielle Staub wants you to understand she had no choice...
- The Taliban executes your 7 year old boy.
- Shia LaBeouf don’t Play that Sh*t!
- January Jones prefers the cab of shame.
- Now it's Courtney Love's turn to stick some fingers up her dress.
- Dina Lohan….Shut Up!
- It was not an 8-ball; it was my Girlfriend’s mom’s tea...
- Home of The New York Adulterers.
- American Apparel wants to let you know you need to be photogenic before they hire you.
- Romanian stowaway survives 90 minute flight holding onto an airplane wheel.
- Mystery winner of South Carolina's senate primary refuses to quit over pending pornography felony charges.
- If only Audrey Scott could meet the man of her dreams.
- America is falling apart now that unemployment benefits have lapsed.
- First Photos: Danielle Staub’s Hideous Sex Tape.
- Oh No…Burger King Wants to Kill Us Too!
- Vagina Dentata.
- Blackwater wants to know if you are in need of a private army.
- Unemployed man with no money captures Senate nomination.
- Suzanne Corona wants you to know she didn't know fondling her lover in public could get her arrested for adultery.
- Is it a crime that the Housewives of NY make $6777 more per episode than their cronies in NJ?
- Lourdes Ciccone to become a cover model.
- Did Sarah Palin get a breast implant?
- Michael Lohan to open nightclub in the Hamptons.
- Lilo's Scram bracelet whistles off.
- The Gayer, The Skinnier?
- Danielle Staub, 'Real Housewives of NJ' star implicated in sex tape.
- Google's Marissa Mayer knows how to throw one heck of a birthday party.
- Adriana Xenides has finally run out of luck.
- Porn star wanted for murder falls to his death.
- Is Brooke Mueller about to leave Charlie Sheen?
- Even Elton John is joining the Rush Limbaugh wedding hoopla.
- Arizona school decides to lighten the color of depicted Latinos.
- Foreclosures only keep going up.
- Chace Crawford busted for marijuana possession.
- Yasmine Villasana still believes in the Dukes of Hazards.
- McDonalds Wants to Kill Us!
- National Donut Day: Get your FREE Donuts!
- Now Brazil has slums for dogs.
- Chinese factories to offer higher wages in response to spate of suicides.
- Walmart offers its employees college degrees.
- Kathleen Worrall gets 5 years for murdering her sister.
- Bill O' Reilly sparks outrage over Mcdonald's new ad.
- World’s Deadliest Snatch
- R.I.P Rue McClanahan.
- Sex Kills…and so do Porn Stars.
- Debrahlee is pissed that Citibank fired her for being too good looking.
- Is it a good idea to throw your kitty against the wall?
- Disgraced trader wants you to know he's found Jesus.
- 'The best 12K I spent in Connecticut.'
- The cast of Gay Housewives of NY want to finally introduce themselves to you.
- New Celebrity Reality Show Casting: "Dancing In Front Of [Moving] Cars"
- Sonja Morgan wants to tell you she has a hangover this morning...
- It's confirmed, cocaine will now rot your skin too.
- Tabloid vomit- Khloe Kardashian Pregnant?
- Al Gore and Tipper Gore call it quits.
- Bradley Cooper Stays Mum on Sexual Conquests.
- Jesse James really is a Racist…As*hole
- Duchess of York blames alcohol for lapse of judgement.
- Tara Reid wants you to know she still has confidence in plastic surgery.
- Tropical storm in Central America leaves 115 dead.
- Name that caption. The things that happen on Memorial day...
- Marina Abramovic's performance ends in vomit.
- Lydia Hearst trades slim physique for buff.
- Lilo spends long weekend without booze or crack...
- The interesting ascent of a former crack addict- Bill Clegg.
- Greg Hunt is about to bring the meat packing district to 15 Central Park West and residents are fuming.
- Debt collection agency forced to pay $1.5 million punitive damages for racist vulgar phone calls.
- Liz Cheney wants to investigate everybody except her daddy.
- Mark Kirk can't help believing in his own lies.
- Cat Hiccups and farts at the same time.
- Have you tried 'sack tapping' yet? The new craze that's taking place in boy's locker rooms.
- UK's Treasury secretary David Laws caught funnelling 40 000 pounds to his gay lover.
- Kristin Cavallari to Spill ‘The Hills’ Beans.
- Gary Coleman Dead…His Wife Shannon to Blame?
- Isn't it a good thing that Jennifer Love Hewitt checked her ex's email?
- Greta Van Susteren voted dumb on the internet.
- Using star appeal and exclusivity to bilk your customers.
- Lindsay Lohan is a metaphorical Inferno herself.
- Mariah Carey is Pregnant.
- Kendra Wilkinson: Heartbroken Over Sex Tape
- First Look: Bethenny Frankel’s Critter.
- Adrien Brody: One day I'm going to break a lot of boy's hearts.
- Isn't it time you chained your little 8 year old boy and auctioned him off?
- Devorah Rose rumored to be a party animal...
- It's time to finally watch Kendra Wilkinson have sex.
- Is Tylenol Killing Your Kid?
- Meet Sarah Palin's new neighbor...
- Model Charlotte Lindstrom finally leaves drugs, hit men and jail behind.
- The new Williamsburg is now a quaint suburb in upstate NY.
- Boobalicious Barbie
- Carla Bruni wants to teach you how to put your finger up her butt.
- Isn't time you put on your Klu Klux uniform too?
- The recovery doesn't seem to be happening. What gives?
- Shoppers walked around and over dead man for hours.
- What type of nightmares will Lilo have tonight?
- Enough with the threats already, no one is leaving Facebook over privacy issues
- Wisconsin has no sense of humor.
- Simon Monjack DEAD…Sharon Murphy Involved?
- The world is relieved that Kelly Bensimon thinks she's not crazy.
- Today Lilo is going to hell.
- Study: Bullies are really crying for love.
- Champs- Elysee turns green.
- Who is that young chicken with that old man?
- Back in the US, Lilo insiders declare that Lilo will not be able to meet the judge's bail stipulations.
- Roxana Shirazi wants to tell you how she survived being a slut.
- Sexy Steve’s Prudish Policies.
- It's true: Men still have to behave like barbarians to get the girls.
- Party time! How concerned was Lilo about getting herself back to the US?
- Muslims don't like Facebook.
- Lilo is now officially going to jail.
- James Sanders found dead after posting Craigslist Ad.
- Gwinnett County wants it's employees to return overtime accidentally paid to them after 16 years.
- Hooters fires Cassie Smith because she was fat.
- Would you pay $20 million to make Perez Hilton go away?
- Will Lilo make it to court tomorrow?
- Sharon Stone wants to know why she hasn't had a romp in the hay lately.
- Barack “the Opportunist” Obama.
- Matthew Brace tries to trade baby for beer.
- Sarah Palin; We're all Arizonians now.
- No Surprise: Miss USA was a Whore.
- Oral sex is no longer necessary to get what you want from your husband, a gentle pat on the back will suffice.
- Today thousands of Brits will be forced to read a book for a change.
- People who look like Santa aren’t supposed to be racist murders, but sometimes they are...
- Bill O'Reilly and Sarah Palin would like to invite you to 'National Prayer Day.'
- Kris Jenner to Continue Trend & Whore Out Grand Children.
- Heidi Montag Calls Cops on Mother.
- Matt Lauer is a Cheater like the Rest.
- Lawrence Taylor ONLY Masturbated in front of Prostitute.
- Athens wants to let you know it ain't gonna take it lying down...
- MEDIA ALERT: Rachel Uchitel Still Not Done Opening Her Mouth.
- Thomas Jane has a Small Dick.
- FYI: Kicking a Paparazzo’s Ass Won’t Land you in Jail.
- Bill Clinton decides to raffle himself off to pay off Hillary's debt.
- Georgia May Jagger is not upset that she has famous parents.
- Stephen Baldwin is always better looking than you.
- Betty White: 88 Year-Old Media Whore?
- Tyra Banks Puts Her Name on another Piece of Trash.
- How to survive NYC with no money.
- Nick Madson mistakenly thinks he's Patton Oswalt.
- What terrible thing did Michael Lohan say to his ex- Dina?
- Mickey Rourke doesn't think too highly of most actors.
- Michelle Thomas is sexually frustrated.
- Bethenny Frankel gives birth to a 4 pound critter.
- Moriyyah Israel has 15 children too many.
- Pakistanis are now posing as Indians.
- 40 000 sex workers will soon be converging South Africa.
- Bethenny Frankel's baby has the audacity to want to be born before Bethenny's new show.
- Jwoww and Snooki want to make sure you are paying attention.
- The Dow Jones Index throws up on itself.
- Jennifer Lapenta is not welcomed in Illinois.
- Isn't it time you spent $175 to have a haircut like Justin Bieber's?
- The world now prefers skinny little boys with size 27 inch waists.
- Chely Wright is trying to understand why being a lesbian is so painful.
- Great Britain goes to the polls (pubs) to elect a new Prime minister.
- The world is relieved that Heidi Montag wants to once again enlarge her breasts.
- The Hungarian equivalent of the Jerry Springer show- The Joshi Bharat Show
- It's confirmed Kim Kardashian is a media loving fame whore.
- White Castle offers burger-scented candle to benefit Autism rese.
- The 5 worst dressed celebrities at the 2010 Met Institute Gala.
- Lilo gets to play her dream role - Linda 'porno' Lovelace.
- Kim's room mate from Hell. Should she stay or should she go?
- GANGLAND HIT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC: Was it BARZINI All Along?
- Hooray!- Lilo is finally going to the clinker.
- The High Society Spoof that never lets up.
- Janna Bullock goes from being a nanny, a mogul real estate developer, Guggenheim board member to a person suddenly non gratis.
- Colle Carpenter, transgender student has the word 'IT' knifed into his chest.
- Freak show in China. Xu Yuyuan stabs 28 children.
- On LuAnn de Lesseps: Money Can't Buy You Class….or a Voice
- Which major Hollywood Celebrity is 'coming out' May 5?
- Kim Catrall is forced to put on weight for a movie and nearly disowns herself.
- Is the Countess on Crack? Money simply doesn't buy her class.
- M.I.A- Born to be Free. The music video that goes to caustic extremes.
- The world is horrified to learn that Craigslist makes one third of its revenue via sex.
- Happy birthday Ms Devorah Rose.
- How to find love in Russia...
- Celebrity buff bodies.
- Kate Gosselin ditches her kids for a tanning salon.
- Did "Lilo" Steal A Rolex Watch?
- Subway Etiquette.
- Anna Wintour wants to remind you why she's still better than you.
- Chachi will soon be asked to move to Canada.
- The world is relieved that Snooki is not allowing herself to get used by fame whores.
- Slutty Girls Cause Earthquakes.
- Hallelujah, they're snorting coke in Sydney, Australia by the droves.
- Will Lilo get out of her $600 000 credit card jam?
- CW's High Society gets the green light for season 2 but now needs new characters. But who will fill the void?
- Watch out when mommy thinks you're a good for nothing gold digger.
- How will the Upper East side function without doormen?
- Goldman Sachs gives away $5billion in bonuses because they want to remind you that they are above the law.
- Jennifer Aniston has a plan to have the world smelling like her.
- The case of the Croatian girl who woke up speaking fluent German.
- The world is wondering if Goldman Sachs are crooks after all.
- Tiki Barber Late-Term Aborts his Marriage.
- Eliot Spitzer once downed 3 hot sluts in one day.
- Michael Lohan makes us barf.
- The most amazing punishments for the most amazing kids.
- The new viral you tube hit- 'Barking Dog Man.'
- Will Hollywood survive with the knowledge that Larry King has just filed for his eighth divorce?
- Sarah Palin is a person non gratis at Discovery Channel.
- Is it a good idea to wear a thick hairy moustache and a hooded sweat top when carrying an affair behind your wife's back? Hanging out with Charlie Sheen.
- Will the world survive now that Ashley Dupre is bearing it all on Playboy?
- Do you think you would realise if your partner was cheating on you?
- The moral dilemma of a Pakistani bootlegger.
- New Book Claims Oprah Full of Shit.
- What are the ten tale signs that you really aren't a hipster?
- Mario Lopez will not have your children unless you bench press like him.
- Models needed for event at 1OAK tonight.
- Chris Brown Believes in Tiger’s Second Chance.
- Elizabeth Taylor set to marry her butler.
- Does it make sense to now send George W Bush to Guantanamo?
- Rupert Murdoch has a new idea: Let journalists eat out of garbage cans.
- Greece goes on a soul searching mission as national pop star Julia Alexandratou is linked to a porn tape.
- The problem with being married to Victoria Beckham.
- What tender loving things did Devorah Rose and Paul Johnson Calderon say to each other at last night's Gen Art premiere?
- Hugh Jackman wants you to guess what he's doing.
- Can I get pregnant from my dog? Trends in human behavior....
- Jim Carrey and Jen McCarthey amicably call it a day.
- Rachel Maddow and her girlfriend live a quaint life after all.
- MSNBC retaliates, indefinitely suspends media whore David Shuster.
- Cheating Presidential Candidates. The world is relieved now that John Edward's mistress Rielle Hunter has chosen Oprah to tell her side of the story.
- Reality Drama: Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan sues for $21 million
- Smashing the new I pad with a baseball bat has become the new You Tube viral sensation.
- Passenger threatens to down plane with his mind.
- Things aren't working out in Murray Hill, NYC.
- Are there conspiracies against lesbians in Mississippi?
- Does anyone know what happened to Nicolas Cage's hair?
- 'Making out' in Dubai is not a good idea.
- Apple turns a nice 'trick' during the recession courtesy of its I-pad.
- George Jolicur is too fat to go to jail.
- Who would you rather hit? Ricky Martin or Anderson Cooper..?
- Lindsay Lohan is broke and the world is shattered.
- The war that refuses to ever ever end. Palestine versus Israel.
- Sally Shan's dating life is tearing her apart and she wants you to know about it.
- Now Anna Paquin wants to let us know about her sexuality too.
- Arab's Idol Hissa Hilal is not liked.
- LL Cool J wants no part in Sarah Palin's TV show.
- Vanity Fair blows the lid on Tiger Woods and his mistresses's discarded tampon.
- It's official journalists now live in a Brave New World.
- A militant's wedding photos are finally here.
- China is still the best place in the world to be executed.
- The most preferred places to be homeless in America.
- Mischa Barton wants to let you know not all is well in Hollywood.
- It's the world's fault Kate Gosselin doesn't get it.
- The paparazzi are now wondering when Lindsay Lohan will 'kick' the bucket.
- Ricky Martin liberates 40 million gay men by admitting he's one of them.
- Levi Johnston wants to pitch his own reality show too.
- Eating junk food is like snorting coke.
- Moscow suddenly becomes a downtown terrorist death trap.
- Who is the 16 yr old Lauren Amanda sitting on Justin Ross Lee's lap?
- The pain Liam McMullan keeps putting us through.
- ARTIST SKYE NICOLAS + MYSTERY SUPERMODEL STEAMS UP CHATROULETTE
- Malik So Chic wants to figure out how not to hurt himself.
- You know Wall st can't be doing so bad when its workers are willing to pay $200 to get to work.
- The heist robbery that resembled Ocean's 11.
- Is the world turning against Lindsay Lohan?
- The terrible demise of Nevada's 'prostitude,' Marcus.
- Shame, Shame, *Shame*
- Jude Law can still make you melt...
- George Michaels: 'Careless Kissing...'
- Foreign Relations; Ann Coulter is not(ever) wanted in Canada.
- Nightlife: Rich Thomas (nearly) beats the crap out of Justin Ross Lee.
- Lindsay Lohan wants you to know she's all right (sort of)...
- Mahlink Ahso Chink arrives. The 'High Society,' Spoof.
- What is it with homeless Chinese guys who make it on the World's most beautiful list.
- Billy Le Roy gets to visit the 'Tombs.'
- Driving a car while smoking crack with your kids in the back seat can never be a good thing.
- Black customers no longer wanted at Walmart.
- Bad Romance. Lady Gaga and her ex head to the courts.
- Gay themes. What type of puppy is the best dick magnet for springtime?
- Former British Cover girl and Soap actress Adele Silva now works as a shop assistant in Hollywood.
- Anna Nicole's Estate gets shafted.
- Malic so Chic decides he'd rather go to LA than Bellvue Hospital
- Octomommy is about to become America's newest homeless casualty.
- Sarah Palin has figured a new way to hustle America. Star in her own reality show...
- NJ School teacher arrested for masturbating in front of pupil.
- Elvon Arndt gets 20 years jail for manipulating kid porn image.
- Donna Simpson is only 400 lbs short of reaching her goal of weighing 1000 lbs.
- Rew n' Who? Liam McMullan makes us run for our lives.
- The hazards of being a reality star. Malik So Chic relents...
- Diva Malik So Chic can no longer stand his co star Jules Kirby- the leaked memo.
- Cursed artist LA 2 and Keith Haring collaborator just can't catch a break...
- The unsavory demise of the media world is around the corner.
- Demi Moore bonds with her daughter with a pole dancing demonstration.
- Lesbians are not always welcomed at your school prom.
- The inconvenience of buying crack with monopoly money.
- Mickey Rourke refuses to die.
- Woman killed by subway train trying to retrieve her purse.
- The king and queen of France rumored to be having affairs.
- Hollywood Kills Another Lost Boy.
- The wealth paradox. How are there more rich people in America while you're getting poorer?
- Rabbi Baruch Lebovits is going to be spending a very long time behind bars.
- Kelly Cutrone wants you to know that she likes her sex toys.
- Lilo decides to sue babies to the tune of $100 million.
- Where to hang out in Williamsburg if you are into dating hipsters.
- Victoria Beckham decides to defy the Oscars by wearing a fur coat and a bike chain around her neck.
- Scallywag's pick of the worst dressed and inconvenient at the 82nd Oscars.
- Graydon Carter's toyboy is now for hire.
- Jennifer Esposito has declared she can no longer enter 'polite society' because her dermatologist 'screwed' up.
- Male prostitution and the Vatican suddenly go hand in hand.
- Sweden has its own Manboy- (s)he's called Eric Saade.
- How even the homeless have caught on how to abuse and use celebrities.
- The Ballet teacher who couldn't help turning her 15 year old student into a sex slave.
- The incorrigibe things some school teachers like to do.
- 'Coke-tail' waitresses are not always that easy...
- Carla Bruni's tight dress has heads turning.
- The Brooklyn facael smearer is here.
- Sydney backpackers turn streets into sewer.
- Megan Fox isn't really a slut, she just likes to play like one.
- The whole world waits in agony to find out if Rihanna stiffed her personal trainer.
- Rush Limbaugh is finally leaving NYC by selling his $14million palazzo.
- 5200 people strip naked at the Sydney Opera House.
- The music video that finally shocked us...
- Naomi Campbell is getting ready to go back to prison again.
- The politics of the best dressed and worst dressed at the Oscars.
- Pest of a Guest- Tinsley Mortimer.
- Nobody loves J-Lo anymore. Let the tears fly!
- The world yawns as crack whore Lilo admits she's a coke whore.
- The things that should never happen in public.
- Dick Cheney rushed to hospital.
- The double life of a dominatrix.
- Is this wishful thinking, but Christie Brinkley's ugly daughter Alexa Ray lands a modelling deal?
- Are bed bugs back in New York City?
- Being poor is the new reality in America. No time for tears.
- Laid off Americans resort to the jobs you always avoided.
- Crazy Musician Pays Back Taxes Via Suicide Plane Crash.
- Liam Gallagher of Oasis wants to remind you he despises you.
- Tiger Woods plans to beg for your forgivance this Friday.
- Marc Jacobs is making being gay respectable again.
- Ex Super model Paulina Poriskova offended that Anna Wintour now thinks that she is a bathroom attendant.
- And the lesson today is how to die.
- The flowers keep piling up at the Alexander McQueen fashion store.
- Hottest Camel wins $10 million in Abu Dhabi.
- Anna Wintour 'orders' super model Maggie Rizer to dye her hair back to red.
- Park Slope dog owner is mortified that someone stole her dog's mink coat.
- Marc Jacobs wants to ban 'celebrities' at his fashion show.
- Jesus Christ needed for a sweet sixteen party.
- The danger of being a television reporter.
- Prostitution Superbowl...
- Naomi Campbell Wants You To Come To Her Fashion Show And Spend Money
- Is Katie Couric Really Just An Undiscovered Supermodel?
- Why Print Fashion Editors Hate Fashion Bloggers
- Miranda Kerr Wants To Help The Aussie Jock Caught Beating-Off To Her
- After Dumping Madonna, Jesus Luz Celebrates By Picking Up Hot Young Girls
- The Male Model Who Offered 'Oral" Objections
- The Amicable Divorce That Was Anything But
- Arrested: Possession Of Narcotics With Intent To Sell
- An Excellent Example Of Why Some People Should Never Exist
- Leif Garrett Still Acts Like A Teenager
- 10 Ingenious Methods For Crashing Fashion Week Shows
- Lady Al Qaeda Convicted Of Attempted Blasphemy
- Economic Professors Who Seem To Be Having Too Much Of A Good Time
- The Preppy Set Is Getting Ready To Crash Fashion Week
- Lindsay Lohan Causes Ungaro's On Madison Ave To Close Down.
- Casey James Slinks Into American Idol With His Sexy Chest
- The NY Post Wants To Teach You How To Rent A 'Prosti-dude'
- America's Newest Media Whore, 'Snooki', Is Shopping Her Own Nude Tape
- Broadway Actress's Boyfriend Beats Up Her Dog
- Actor and Retard Rip Torn can't help entertaining America.
- The bad news is finally in- Your college degree is worth jack.
- Revlon Flex Shampoo with Jerry Hall- 1984. When life was so much more innocent.
- Sympathy for the Devil.
- The Cat vs the Bear video. Animals really do understand each other..
- Was Michael Mineo sodomized by police?
- Bradley Cooper is to become Britain's youngest sex change patient.
- Ten give away clues that your new room mate is a junkie.
- Tragedy off the Mediterranean coast. Ethiopian airlines crash kills 92.
- Comedian Andy Dick is trying very hard to be America's next public nuisance.
- Gary Coleman can't help getting in more trouble.
- Guidos who can't help getting arrested. Living the fast life of 'The Jersey Shore.'
- Rape Chic is finally here. The T shirt you've always wanted to wear.
- Berlin Fashion week is here. Brace yourself.
- Meet Markus. America's first legal male prostitute.
- Should you be worried now that Mischa Barton can't afford her $7000 a month pad?
- Scott Baio is no longer welcomed in America.
- Heidi Montag is looking forward to plastic surgery even if it kills you.
- Media Whore Amy Fisher vows to strip for Haiti.
- The mother who pumped heroin to end her boy's life.
- A Parking Spot Worth Beating a 99 Year Old Man Over.
- Mischa Barton Changes Roles, Not Clothes.
- Dave Eggers can still make hipsters swoon.
- Zumba: hip-hop for white people.
- Advice for the Tanned, Bemuscled and Bouffanted.
- Heidi Montag wants us to believe that she's not a plastic surgery addict.
- Anderson Cooper goes down to Haiti to become an action hero.
- British press are in no mood to forgive Kerry Katona.
- British Airways thinks that all men sitting next to children are potential sexual predators.
- Slap fights and water fights on Turkish Talk show.
- Thomas Friedman can't even predict his birthday.
- Kyle Fisher is still trying to figure out his new room mate's work schedule.
- Why men use prostitutes...
- Sarah Palin banks over 100G for her latest mag cover.
- Why is porn for profit dying?
- Heidi Montag's new plastic surgery leads to a kidnapping scare.
- Coming soon- Lindsay Lohan's porn tape.
- Pr princess Ali Wise is preying she isn't going to jail.
- Sarkozy doesn't want you to wear your burka.
- Man tweets live as man in front of him is eaten by a shark.
- 200 000 people likely dead in Haiti. Tears for sale.
- Mephedrone- Your new legal high has finally arrived.
- Finally, a talking doll we can bang.
- Megan Fox stunning as an Armani muse.
- David Copperfield is no longer the sexual predator you think he is.
- Sarah Palin debuts as a pariah on Fox.
- Google is getting ready to veto China.
- Court room drama may suddenly now make abortion violence okay?
- Anarchy in Berlin.
- Conservative commentator Donald Douglas reveals he's a douche bag.
- Anthony Bourdain Sets fire to 6 tons of uncut Cocaine.
- Charles Krauthammer makes it on our list of top failures.
- Conan O' Brien weeps as Leno is set to Bore America at original time.
- Barrett Brown doesn't want you to buy his book.
- Severe weather conditions drive thousands of Britons to virtual infidelity.
- Peter Orszag budgeting America and his semen.
- When Did America Stop Loving Drunks?
- Justin Bieber: Living the Wet Dream.
- Operation Make Driving More Dangerous.
- Gary Coleman nearly pulls the plug.
- Gerard Butler's stomach offends America.
- Dating site axes 5000 people for being too fat.
- Casey Johnson- From billionaire to junkie.
- Jenny Sanford comes clean about being two timed.
- Abraham Shakespeare is dead?$30 million lottery winner vanishes.
- Freak show Casey Johnson found dead.
- It's suddenly cool to smoke in nightclubs?
- Johnny Lee Wicks the Vegas gunman still can't catch a break.
- It's confirmed you can't get 'no job satisfaction.'
- Bow Wow Should Not Drink and Tweet.
- Michael Lohan Just Got Creepier.
- Dominos vs. Snooki?
- Rick Sanchez asks Sen. Ensign about the woman he fucked
- Which celebrity couple will have a fist fight on new years eve?
- The 10 most stupidest things that you're probably going to attempt new year's eve.
- Rushing Rush Limbaugh to hospital.
- The world can breathe now that Rosie O' Donnell has a new girlfriend.
- The 10 things you are probably going to regret the day after new years eve.
- Mark Wahlberg Doesn't Want to Bend it Like Beckham.
- Hailey Glassman Is Learning Her Lesson.
- Charlie Sheen is Having The Best Holidays Ever
- Ivana Trump has a mental breakdown at the airport
- Blood bath on the number 6 train local
- Jon Gosselin comes home to a mutilated home
- Charlie Sheen inspires America by becoming a drunk wife beater
- Pandemonium on Delta flight 253
- Ryan Air passengers forced to suck ice cubes!
- Will Anna Wintour and Hamish Bowles ever forgive fashion bloggers?
- What do hipsters like to do in their spare time?
- Kate Gosselin gets fired
- Pudgy Keith Urban likes Donuts and Fatty Burgers—Not Nicole’s Kidman’s Vegetables
- An eye for an eye. How about a nose for a nose and an ear for an ear?
- When it's time to return the adopted child.
- Bondi Beach- Your wet dream is finally here!
- Police called to handle mob at Delta terminal
- Slander in Russia starring Stalin
- What killed Brittany Murphy? Let the witch hunt begin...
- News reporters that smoke crack are only slightly more jittery than non smoking crack journalists.
- Jason Itzler wants to tell you how he became a 'super pimp.'
- UK man working at zoo guilty of penetrating pet Rottweiler.
- Paul Sevigny's new Coke Den- Beatrice 2- is set to reopen.
- Brittany Murphy's Death sets the paparazzi off.
- Are the Salahis getting their own reality show?
- Jon and Kate Gosselin Finally Divorce.
- Massacre on the Upper West Side.
- Anne Hathaway’s new Boyfriend runs into a Cyclist
- Are you ever too fat to kill? Courtroom Dramas.
- Getting undressed with Lindsay Lohan.
- Celebrities Are Stuffing our Stockings with Money.
- Harry Potter's Synonym is Wealth.
- Elin Nordegren: The Taste of Revenge Just Got Sweeter
- Aussie personal trainer Paul James relieved that his fat stunt is working out.
- Raping Lesbians to correct them.
- Goldman Sachs ethos dissipates into a free for all.
- The King of France - Johnny Hallyday puts the country into suspended coma.
- Wass Stevens reveals what's wrong with rich old men and the broads who use them.
- Disaster in the sporting world: A-rod and Kate Hudson now on skid row.
- British Airways' Staff Has Bad Timing
- Grammy nominated Jamaican Reggae Singer gets busted dealing blow.
- Tiger Woods' Grave Keeps Getting Deeper
- Zac Efron Might Have to go Back to the Mouse
- The Wooly- the best 1000 bucks I blew this weekend.
- When being a mistress upsets the general population.
- Alleged Tiger Mistress wants to take advantage of her notoriety and become a media whore.
- Aussie backpackers are now becoming drug mules.
- Lindsay Lohan returns from India after a bout of fame trafficking.
- Alexandra Ashley Dupre confuses civilization by becoming a sex columnist.
- OH! Watch the Face!
- Tiger Woods in the Nude?
- Palin supporters struggling to understand why they support Palin.
- Mind the Gap! Dealing with job dissatisfaction the British way.
- Could a sex addiction be Tiger's get out of jail free card?
- Barack Obama: upsetting Norwegians.
- Jews vs Hipsters.
- Soccer in France. Then vs Now.
- Carrie Prejean is "Holy."
- Angelina Jolie Has Some Secret Children
- Hipsters vs Hasidics.
- Lindsay Lohan confuses America to go spend time in India.
- Miley Cyrus On a Mission to Piss off Disney
- The perils of bringing your video camera to the cinema.
- Terrance Watanabe wants to sue you because he gambled his life away.
- Tiger's All-Star Roster.
- Teen Girls Can't Get Enough Posters of Twilight Stars
- Bruno: Still Ruining Lives
- Amanda Knox sentenced to 26 years in Italian jail.
- Former Royal Harpist admits to double life as a junkie.
- The Final Frontier: Tweeting in Klingon
- Kicking out a derelict misfit so he can die in a foreign country.
- NY Magazine wants you to know that Jon Gosselin is still a human being.
- The Whore, the Beast, and the Ugly.
- It's confirmed: Tiger Woods is a slut.
- How to nominate your girlfriend to the US Attorney General Office.
- Storming for the exits in Russia.
- Bill Clinton Was On Jolie’s Radar!?
- Pamela Anderson Decides to Become a Pop Star.
- Tiger Woods's Life Sucks Right Now.
- The UK "grime" scene gets grimier, it seems there is no price too high for fame.
- Gordon Ramsay makes a mess in the kitchen.
- Alanis Morissette is a Pothead
- Lilo hooks up with B grade actor Kevin Connolly.
- Jermaine and Tito Jackson tell Tiger Woods they've got his back.
- Heiress Denies She Used Supermodel's Vibrator.
- £400K of Cocaine, Underwear Stuffed with Cash, and a Tasty-looking SIM Card.
- Squatting the High Life.
- Ronnie Wood Makes a Domestic Incident of Himself.
- It’s Confirmed: Banks Don’t Care For You If You Are Poor.
- Freak heiress, super models and used vibrators.
- Mike Huckabee becomes a moving target in his own worst nightmare.
- Soul searching after party crashing.
- Trauma in Uganda. Pastors that don't like gays and other deviations.
- Woman Dead After Buttock Operation. Trauma in Plastic Surgery Land.
- Chris Brown Still Has More to Say
- Matthew McConaughey is Hard To Comprehend
- Ugly Betty is Starting to Look Really Ugly.
- Alec Baldwin Leaving Hollywood?
- The world desperately wants to know if Rachel Uchitel is a slut.
- Society Doctor Administers Too Much Cocaine to his Prostitute Flunky.
- Roman Polanski gets to have fun in his chalet while he waits for pending rape case.
- Michael Lohan Disappoints the World By Failing To Act On His Suicide Promise
- Chelsea Clinton announces engagement to Marc Mezvinsky. Don't Cry.
- Beat Jonathan Ames in Solving a ‘Bored to Death-esque’ Mystery!
- Tiger Woods has every right to remain silent
- Dark Matter and Champagne: the achievements of the Large Hadron Collider.
- Leftover Turkey vs. Tiger Woods’ Accident.
- The whole world exhales in relief as Tiger Woods survives a car crash.
- Holiday Shoppers avoid trampling each other this year.
- Tila Tequila threatens to sue the world for being a porn star.
- Garlic is the New Gold.
- Obama Crashers.
- Faux-Pas: The Sevigny Strategy.
- McDonalds insists on confusing America.
- Sleeping on the Pavement to get your Black Friday bargains.
- Is America Not Ready for the Glambert?
- Twilight Fan Lied About Getting Bitten...Why?
- What are your favorite celebrities doing on Thanksgiving?
- Eat Your Heart Out Unemployed.
- 11 Days on the Subway— Autistic Boy Goes Unnoticed.
- Twilight Fan Gets it in the Neck.
- Exclusive nonsense from Hollywood continues.
- Italian Americans annoyed that MTV wants to air the truth.
- Taylor Lautner wants to make you salivate.
- Manhunt for Australia’s Clock tower lovers underway.
- The Cougar convention is on its way.
- Badly Drawn Boy: the World's Worst Photo-fit Leads to Arrests in Bolivia
- Edward Cullen's personal brand of heroin. Seriously.
- Walmart and Amazon are set to fight to the death.
- Bizarre couple Jedward allowed to continue to embarrass Britain.
- Which Media Turkey are You Taking to Dinner?
- Why Robert Pattinson smells.
- Will JLo Survive her Latest Faux Pas? (video)
- Silvio Berlusconi’s Whore Comes Out Swinging.
- According to Facebook, Woman not Clinically Depressed After all.
- Sarah Palin booed at book launch.
- Murder on the D train. Bringing senseless mayhem back to New York City.
- Apparently, Michael Jackson Wants to be Reborn
- Susan Boyle Has 5 of 15 Minutes Left.
- Oprah Winfrey Has An Expiration Date
- Peruvian Gangs Murdering People for their Fat.
- All Worked Up Over an (alleged) Photoshop Screw-up.
- What is it with Korean celebrities that keep committing suicide?
- Demolishing soccer stadiums because they don’t comply with Israeli codes.
- Lilo Getting Fired at Fashion House Ungaro.
- Dilemmas on the Upper East Side.
- Terror: India Labor Class Uprising 2009.
- Victoria Secret Runway Show Great Success For Fat, Rich, Men.
- Celebrities With Superpowers: Pattinson fan strips on request
- The Newest Must-have Accessories for Parents: Taser guns
- Sarah Palin Book Tour a Very Scary Success.
- Thompson Manages 300 Orgasms a Day.
- Hulk Hogan beaten to a pulp in Australia.
- Landlord v. Tenant: the Unending Battle.
- Dressing cross gender gets the NY Times thumbs up.
- Raul Castro's Cuba More Opressive Than Ever.
- Devorah Rose gets in another cat fight.
- Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Precoital Agreement
- Disappointment: Only 1/3 of Miss Universe Sex Tape Stars was Actually the Pageant Queen.
- Forty per cent is the magic number when it comes to flashing a little flesh
- Lindsay Lohan Cries Like Baby and Takes Other People's Stuff.
- The Crash of the Paparazzi Economy is Here.
- Good news! Cafe with Topless Waitresses to Reopen.
- Life in Mexican town has become total anarchy.
- Leader of failed coup, back in the UK and planning revenge (and a book deal)
- New Moon fever: Tips for surviving vampire season
- Minneapolis baby found sucking on crack ball
- Levi Johnston skips full frontal.
- Lindsay Lohan has a fit when presented with her champagne bill.
- Amy Winehouse is Back at the Crack House— Sorry, We Mean Hospital.
- Keeping Up Appearances: How long can Prejean resist offers of a multi-million dollar porn deal?
- Belle de Jour Unmasked: Blogging call girl identified as research scientist.
- The Plot Sickens - Missing NC girl's mother implicated in kidnap
- Getting rid of Lou Dobbs only cost $8 million bucks.
- If you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, click OK.
- New York Times: Douche Works, Fat Chick is Out.
- Hollywood is Taking Recycling Way Too Far.
- Why Are We Consuming This? Timbaland, Cyrus.
- Reduce, Reuse, Real Housewives.
- Poser of the day.
- Is Papa Lohan going to Jail?
- Lifestyles of the Dumb and Horny.
- Who really shot the Fort Hood killer?
- Burgers Behind Bars: the Career Opportunity of a Lifetime.
- Not so useless after all: Facebook provides alibi for robbery.
- Where does the Blame lie? Witnesses opted not to stop gang rape.
- ESPN Sex Stalker finally speaks out.
- Fox regular announces that Katie Couric looks too Chinese.
- Designer Vaginas: the Risks We Take for Personal Perfection.
- Lou Dobbs feared Xenophobe leaves CNN.
- It's Not Just the Handbags That are Fake.
- World exclusive- Lilo rumored to be dating Heath Ledger before he died.
- 'Fake-lebrity'; Are you a Wannabe Social Climber with no Talent or Shame?
- Hide Who You Really Are: The Schools That are Stamping out Self-expression
- Shag Bands: "New" Craze Taking Over the Playground.
- Why didn't intelligence warn the world that Maj. Nidal Hasan was a freak?
- Drunk airline pilot arrested at Heathrow.
- AiG Chief threatens to give you more temper tantrums.
- Columbia Professor Busted for Punching Female College Employee in the Face.
- Are you Jewish enough?
- Britney can do whatever, forever.
- Is Lady Gaga Crazy?
- Have you updated your anti-virus lately? How you could be downloading child porn without realizing.
- Just Like Us: How the First Family Struggles with the Concept of Privacy, too.
- Sex 101. How to have better sex on your own.
- Sean Parker the King of the Jetset Beatniks.
- Williamsburg mourns the loss of another hipster.
- Debbi Schussel the newest leader of Islamophobia?
- Is there something wrong here? Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston teaming up in Times Square.
- Wall of Sound
- Serena Williams Wants to Act
- Is Miley Cyrus Becoming an Ungrateful Brat already?
- Ashlee Simpson's Mission to Act.
- Hiding from the lights: What life as a vampire is really like for Robert Pattinson.
- When perseverance pays off: 950th time lucky for 68-year-old who finally passed driving test.
- It’s official: the unofficial unemployment rate is 17.5 %.
- Miss England loses crown after starting a bar brawl.
- Britney Spears Lip-syncs Her Way Through.
- Starbucks wants you to think it’s Christmas already.
- The etiquette of sharing drugs. A ten step plan on how to snort.
- Murdered college student receives $30 000 bill from Hospital.
- Lilo and papa. How to save the family that can’t save itself.
- Violence in Florida. Watching the country engage in mass madness.
- Fort Hood- Trying to understand the face of Tragedy.
- Three days a year that you won't get back - how facebook is eating up your time
- Violence in Texas. 12 dead, 31 injured.
- Big Night at the Garden for Dane Cook.
- It's Official: Wall St. Bonus Can go up Because Your Unemployment Check got Extended.
- NYPD Felon. No longer an oxymoron.
- Obama: Dont blame me for Bloomberg!
- Poison and Boobs: Jeremy Piven’s path to Jewish Buddhist Enlightenment gets too wierd.
- Rapper 50 Cent’s New “Power” Solution arrives in stores now!
- When fancy dress becomes a permanent state of being, Lady Gaga style
- How to Get Away with Murder, Mafia Execution Captured on Tape.
- The Fat of Reality, The YoYo Keeps Spinning.
- Life as a fast food worker. Getting by in America.
- Kiddie porn- the police officer who couldn’t help himself.
- Bitch tits and other confessions of young hot Latinos on the go.
- Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.
- Micha Barton gets her very own bar brawl.
- Mama Lohan and Lilo gang up on Papa Lohan.
- Guns, Robots, and Broken Hearts.
- Lohan vs. Gosselin. Gloves Come Off, Shutters Snap.
- Good Show, Celebrity Robbers!
- Want to get on top of Marilyn Monroe?
- Tinkerbell at the UN.
- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder- Restaurant Edition
- Goths Wipe off Last Nights Makeup, Prepare for Thanksgiving Dinner.
- Bill Clinton Statue Makes Lovely Conversation Piece.
- Off-duty Cop Kills Pedestrian, Refuses Breathalyzer.
- Enough with the Blackface Already!
- Kentucky Fried Cruelty.
- Rambo wants to save the world but can he?
- Coming to terms with asymetrical breasts.
- Getting dumped in a foreign country...
- Deputy Assistant Attorney General found with a stripper, sex toys and a hard on while on his lunch break.
- Underage teenage high fives his mate after scoring with drunk 41 year old woman.
- Clinton Shows Balls, Calls out Pakistan Terrorists
- Gosselins GF: "He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."
- This Just In: NPR Runs Story Glorifying a Member of the Upper-Middle Class.
- Celebrities in need of nose jobs.
- If only you were as good looking as Ken.
- It's confirmed- Mexico is a great place for vigilantes.
- Possible explanations why Mickey Rourke is dressed like a space alien.
- David Letterman wants you to climb in bed with him.
- Nobu Boss Richie Notar succeeds at making a jackass of himself.
- Papa Lohan begs Maury Povich to help him save Lilo.
- Andre Agassi confesses he was once a meth head just in time for his book launch.
- 15 year old girl becomes a virtual star as the school watches in suspense at her being pack raped.
- 9 year old Noah Cyrus shocks civilization by turning up as a dominatrix.
- It's confirmed. Runaways trade sex for survival.
- Lindsay Lohan's comeback as a human being is perilously close to failing.
- NYC Prep Camille Hughes celebrates her 18th birthday and confuses the world by acting like a slut.
- It's confirmed- the world can sleep tight now that Amy Winehouse and her dad like her new boobs.
- The Software Analyst Who Prefers Men Who Don’t Inform Her of Their Asian Fetishes.
- The Sexual Anxieties of New Yorkers.
- Washington suddenly becomes trendy and desirable.
- The Bigot Is Back
- Get Scared. America's New Motto.
- Celebrity Mother Of the Year.
- Everyone prefers dating models- even Salman Rushdie.
- Shake and Bake- the simple way to make crystal meth.
- The World is still collapsing but hot dogs still cost a dollar.
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- (ultra disgusting) Sexual escapades in America.
- Trying to work out if Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace share the same plastic surgeon.
- The Steve Phillips sex scandal.
