Thanks to Gothamist for bringing this to light.
Last week, the story broke in the New York Times on a young man whose facebook status saved his neck in court by providing a hilarious alibi. However, the use of the term “Fat Chick” was humorlessly censored from the account and the Puritans threw up their arms [...]
(a second point of view on a previous Predator story)
Britney Spears’ fans seem to be a tad bit upset by the fact that she is lip-syncing her way through her Circus tour down under in Australia. Reportedly, several fans left the arena after being disappointed by their pop queen. “I want my [...]
Things to Do in NYC.
-Play some beer pong
-Listen to Jack Johnson AND/OR Dave Matthews Band
-Pick up some roofies
-Head to see Dane Cook perform at Madison Square Garden.
Oh wait. This was the list of things to do in New York City if you’re a frat boy. Sorry about the mix-up. You probably don’t want to see [...]
Bernard Kerik becomes the first NYPD commissioner in over 100 years to admit to committing a felony.
We here at Scallywag are less dedicated to breaking the news to you than we are to showing our utter disgust for it. This week, Bernard Kerik, NYPD Commissioner, admitted to 8 of 15 felony-level crimes which basically amounted [...]
“One-one thousand, two-one thousand,” Scott Alger counts time as he shines a bright yellow light in the face of a frozen Juliet. He is in the middle of composing his first of twelve photographs in a set depicting the tale of the star-cross’d lovers and their journey through the predestined tragedy we all know so [...]
The Obama administration is currently spinning excuses like it’s their job. Well, it sort of is. On the topic of the Democrat defeat for mayor of New York in yesterday’s election, a member of the Obama puked out these excuses (as recorded in the New York Daily News):
“It was a sleeper race. No one thought [...]
How to behave in a restaurant…
While taking in the New York Times this morning, we saw a list of fifty essential rules for all waiters, waitresses, baristas, and other employees of the seventh circle of hell known as food service. This brought back all sorts of nightmare memories of playing tableboy to groups of surly, [...]
How to survive as a monster.
Halloween came through, some mummies made out with some zombies and everyone got severely trashed. Status quo. It was a great night for all those goths and closet drag queens out there, but it made us wonder: What do they do now?
The one ultimate night for all those demons walking [...]
Still stealing hearts abroad.
Kosovo unvelied an 11 foot tall statue of former President Bill Clinton today in the capital city of Pristina, which Clinton was humbly present for. The statue was erected out of gratitude for the presidents role in deploying a peacekeeping force to put an end to Serbian violence toward Ethnic Albanians.
New York [...]
We were shocked (though maybe we shouldn’t be) to read this morning that at 6:30 AM an off-duty NYPD Detective, reportedly smelling of booze, ran down and killed an elderly woman before being taken into custody.
Reports the New York Daily News:
Kevin Spellman, 42, was driving south when his 2009 Chevrolet Impala slammed into the unidentified [...]
