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Taylor Swift vagina slut shamed by ham sandwich courtesy of Jennifer Mayers viral tweet

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Taylor Swift vagina: Which sandwich would you rather eat?
Taylor Swift vagina
Taylor Swift vagina: Which sandwich would you rather eat?

Taylor Swift vagina slut shamed courtesy of a maybe or maybe not real Baton Rouge, Louisiana mom, Jennifer Mayers. Twitter responds fiercely and how.

Making the merry go rounds this weekend was the ‘intriguing’ visage of a two ham sandwiches sitting side by side. The messy overhanging one purportedly akin to a promiscuous Taylor Swift, while the neat and tidy ham (and by implication, more delicious sandwich) the one to the right belonging to prolific twitter user, Jennifer Mayer’s daughter.

In a bid to point out what she sees as the pop star’s wayward sexuality going into apparent over-drive (i.e. slut status) Jennifer Mayers, 44 from Baton Rouge, Louisiana (who may or may not be a real live person) tweeted the image of two meat filled subs to make a comparison between the ‘slutty singer’ and that of her pristine daughter.

Wrote the unapologetic mom, who goes by the twitter handle @southern_mayers: ‘The reason I preach #Christianity.’

Describing herself as a ‘wife, mother, Christian’ and lover of the beach in her Twitter biography, Jennifer Mayer, a prolific twitter user (more on that below) merrily posted a photograph of two rolls side by side – one neat and the other with ham spilling out.

Wrote the discerning mom below the side by side images: ‘My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left.’

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Pictured Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston at this year’s Met where the two were first observed getting it on.

The tweet comes off the back of the pop singer’s recent split with Scottish DJ, Calvin Harris and her super fast rebound world wind relationship with UK actor Tom Hiddleston three and half minutes later.

What Taylor Swift does with her love life and her vagina frankly is her business, whether we the public or one Baton Rouge Christian mom has much to do or say about it. But then again these are the downside of being uber famous, uber followed and feeding the pr machine of image after image of one cavorting with one male after the other. Yes kids, sex sells or the idea of it anyway and that is what Taylor Swift has done.

While Jennifer Mayers may have thought she was slut shaming the singer for presumably being promiscuous, little did the Baton Rouge mom expect to see the pop star’s teen defenders jump to their idol’s rabid defense.

Reacted one commentator,: ‘I worry that she has never seen a vagina. Because that is some ham in a roll.’

Responded : ‘That’s not how vaginas work, just fyi’. 

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@blogdiva responded by tweeting Jennifer a photo of the female sexual reproductive system, commenting: ‘I can’t believe I went out looking for VULVA vs. VAGINA diagrams for @southern_mayers but here we are’

Another user took a similar line of approach, with @saucissonsec writing: ‘1) your visual is referring to labia not vaginas, 2) that’s not how vaginas work regardless, 3) the sandwiches want cheese.’

@douglasjfresh said: ‘Smart money’s on the fact that she’s never seen her own vulva.’

@hannibalmoot challenged the health implications of having a ham roll for a vagina, saying: ‘I’d be more concerned with the yeast issue. The ham can take care of itself.’

Other users took it a notch further, deriding the Baton Rouge mom for what they claim is her lack of sex education knowledge.

@sauciassonsec said: ‘Saying women with large labia are loose is like saying people with big earlobes listen to a lot of music.’

Contemplated @delphoxglove said: ‘This is why *I* preach #SexEducation.‘ While @mk_redogers wrote: ‘You inspect your daughter’s vagina? You need help.’

@tinacelio voiced what many were thinking, saying: ‘Seriously this idea that vaginas can be ruined or tainted is so idiotic’.

Responded Jennifer Mayer in turn: Let me be clear. I am NOT shaming Taylor Swift. She is shaming herself. She is a role model. She is an influence to innocent young girls like my daughters who look up to her. 

‘She is in the public eye and should be setting a good example of purity and Christianity.

Instead she is flaunting her sexual escapades with all of Hollywood’s A-list celebrities. Her conquests could fill a small stadium or certainly a barn at this point.

‘I think it is her low self esteem that is causing her to search for a void to fill.

Hence, why I posted the image. It was merely meant to be a visual aid to help you guys and my daughters understand the dangers of promiscuity.

‘The left sandwich is far more ragged and worn looking and rather unattractive to the eye. I see this as Taylor’s symbolic promiscuity. The right is much more neat, clean and pure. This represents my daughters’ innocence and purity because THEY were raised correctly.’

She then went on to suggest that Taylor’s mother would be embarrassed by her behaviour.

She concluded with the warning to the multi-million dollar pop star that ‘no amount of album sales or awards will save your soul.’

However the views expressed on Jennifer’s Twitter page are so extreme, it has caused many to question whether she is a fake.

Here are a few more tweets the purported Baton Rouge mom (or whoever they are?) have posted in the recent past, see what you think….?

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Is this the real Jennifer Mayers?

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