Kardashian Dynasty: A new book written by Ian Halperin explores the meteoric rise of the Kardashian family. But isn’t it all public knowledge anyhow? How one parasite fed off the other…
Making the tabloid merry go rounds Monday morning is the paid for tripe which has exposed collective media whore and pimp momma, Kris Jenner allegedly marketing the now infamous and sacrosanct Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Big yawn. I think we all figured that sob story back in 2007 when the wet to sleazy diatribe graced our collective imaginations.
Of course the real question might probably be is why does the mainstream celebrity racket pretend otherwise? And why does it continue to pander to the narcissistic and toxic undergoing of one California family made to exist for TV?
The latest revelation of ‘Kris Jenner I know how to perform magic tricks,’ and orchestrate single handedly the ‘controversial rise of America’s royal family’ comes courtesy of new book Kardashian Dynasty by Ian Halperin.
Good to know Mr Halperin has a savvy publicist and marketing team who is able to get the tabloids salivating.
Explains pagesix: He quotes a source in the “adult film industry” who said, “A mutual friend of Kim and Paris [Hilton] had advised her that if she wanted to achieve fame, a sex tape would be the way to go . . . Kim had discussed the idea of producing a tape with her family beforehand.”
Do you suppose kids? Does that surprise anyone? How much more proof does anyone need that the Kardashian racket has been fully endorsed and regurgitated by the parasitic media (yes kids I’m in a good mood this morning) as a delightful smokescreen of the kindred life waiting for us all while the reality is most Americans economic standards continue to deteriorate?
Yes Kim, you broke the internet and we have all been conned and subscribed to your latest app, credit card, fashion line, reality show and every other venture pimp momma has been able to dust out of the waste bin for a hungry America to $$$$ latch on.
Here’s a secret kids: Sex tapes from famous people always sell. Especially if dad (Robert Kardashian) was a famous self loathing lawyer who went on to become famous for managing to get off his presumably guilty as sin client, OJ Simpson, who stood accused of the 1994 double homicide murders of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.
Then again the Kim Kardashian sex tape wouldn’t have had legs if it wasn’t also for the fact that Kimbo did an apprentice ship with society royalty heiress, Parisite Hilton where she cut her heels with her former best friend on how to re invent water and sell it to the masses as gold Midas sugar cubes that will make us all smell sweeter and richer.
Explains the sleuth Halperin: ‘It was Kris who engineered the deal behind the scenes and was responsible for the tape seeing the light of day.’
Kids I still haven’t figured out who in which part of America that knowledge hasn’t already been come to be fully understood?
And here’s the finale observation when it came time to ‘leak’ Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to Vivid: ‘It is clear that Vivid would not have announced plans to distribute Kim’s tape without a clear indication from the family that they would give the go-ahead once they had come to terms on a price.’
And what do Kim and pimp momma have to say?
Responded the reality moguls press team: ‘All the assertions are false.’
Save the spilled beer for a rainy day Kim and mom. Maybe just maybe it might be time for someone new and substantive to inspire and entertain us…..but until then the tabloids will be hanging on with bated breath ….