Talk about party pooper, a Pennsylvanian family has told that their daughter’s Sweet 16 birthday party was ruined when a passing airline dropped a barge of human waste this past Sunday evening.
According to a report via myfoxphilly, Joe Chambray, the birthday girl’s stepfather said he was playing horseshoes in the family backyard when out of nowhere human poop suddenly descended from the sky hitting birthday attendees, including the birthday girl, Jacinda.
Told Joe: ‘Out of nowhere from the sky comes a bunch of feces, lands hard on the canopy,’
Yikes, I think something landed in my eye. Oh my god! I’m going blind.
Added Joe: ‘We just got done with cake. Thank God,’
‘We took the cake back in, because within two minutes, something fell from the sky. It was brown, it was everywhere, it got on everything…I grabbed a hose from over here, immediately started lining things up to start washing it off.’
Offered Joe Cambray’s sister, Kristie Rogy: ‘We’d just gotten done with the cake, thank God,’
‘Because within two minutes something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything… It was gross!’
The family has since filed a complaint with the Federal Aviation Administration after Rogy used a smartphone app to figure out there were five planes overhead at the time of the incident.
The FAA said that all airplanes are required to properly dispose of laboratory waste at an airport.
At present the FAA has assured the family it will investigate the incident.