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Oh really? Masturbating Virgin America passenger causes emergency landing.

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Masturbating Virgin America passenger
Doug Adams can’t get no satisfaction…

Doug Adams a furiously masturbating Virgin America passenger caused disconcert amongst fellow passengers this past Monday night after his actions forced a Logan to Los Angeles bound flight to emergency land at Omaha, Nebraska.

The good times according to KETV, came to pass after the 26 year old man was observed ‘touching himself inappropriately’ during what the station called a ‘mental breakdown.’

Pause, breathe in, breathe out, take a gentle sip of some chamomile tea and continuing on the vicious merry go round:

Film producer Sam Slater, who sat in front of Adams, told Los Angeles’ NBC4 that our collective hero was wearing a hospital bracelet. Slater’s business partner, Paul Bernon, told that Adams used the bathroom, returned to his seat, and argued with a woman seated next to him.

But shit only got worse after Adam’s request to have the woman move to another seat got turned down led to him desperately seeking to open the emergency door.

Boston Police officers who happened to be on board would help the flight crew subdue Adams. The flight then had to make an emergency landing in Omaha, where the solo Mile High Club applicant (indeed) was handcuffed and escorted off the plane, eventually making his way to a hospital for observation.

Masturbating Virgin America passenger

Masturbating Virgin America passenger

Masturbating Virgin America passenger

Masturbating Virgin America passenger

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  • Fred Bastiat

    He really jacked up that flight for everyone.