Fortunately for us Kim Kardashian over the weekend went out of her way to hop on a helicopter so she could instagram her existence. Instagram her existence cause she knew we’d starve away if we weren’t fed another image of our collective hero sashaying the glamorous existence we all wish we could have.
Unable to gain reception from the Hamptons (I know I hate it too damn it) and possibly fearing her fans discombobulation of being denied timely images of their collective highness, the reality starlet was fortunately (naturally) able to secure a helicopter back to the city.
Read one selfie from our collective hero with her hairstylist Scotty Cunha in tow as she throttled over our heads:
Bye Hamps!!!! YOUR CELL PHONE RECEPTION SUCKS!!!! Have to go to the city real quick to Instagram!!!”
And then there was this reflection via the dailydot which made me understand the universe a fraction more than I could have possibly envisaged: In all honesty, we should be paying for that helicopter ride because of, as Kanye West once said, “how important Kim is to the Internet.” Forget securing safe water in Africa—someone get started on the Kardashian selfie fundraising campaign.
Isn’t it time you were a role model who understood their timely responsibility to their ‘loyal’ fan base too?