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Ryan Lochte Speedos. Would you hit it?

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Ryan Lochte is the smile between your wet loins….

Kids my tongue is waging and by default I am imagining every giddy strapped teenage boy and girl is also in dizzy delight as we all peer deeply into the eyes of Olympic swimmer, Ryan Lochte as he takes on a new photo shoot for Speedo.

Spanking hawt in his brief white Speedos, the action star who surprisingly is still relevant in the media world (didn’t toy hot’s reality show miserably fail ? oh well…), now that last year’s Olympic games came and went, instagramed  the following caption for our sore eyes: ‘Share your speedo shot #myspeedo @speedousa #jeah (sic)’  

While Lochte’s moist eyes may be making pubescent boys and girls pine, it may well be the swimmer’s toned physique and ‘ripped abs’ that will have us all imagining wicked moments of guilty pleasure.

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