Kids as Christmas is approaching now might be the time to think deep about finally owning that wet dream and acquiring your very own pet unicorn. But not just one, two!
Yes that’s right, one seller on craigslist has opted to relinquish their valuable unicorns as a pair and they’re only asking for $930 000. Each, of course, which is probably a wet bargain dream considering such anomalies are next to rare or fables we all grew up. Until now that is. Thank the lord for craigslist.
The seller, undoubtedly a lovely person from New Hampshire tells that they are an experienced breeder and of course unicorn expert. And that of course they have unicorn eggs for sale too, but who knew unicorns were hatched out of pigeons mouths?
Have a read below and if the mood takes you, write back and surprise the kids on Christmas morning as they are greeted by the dizzy visage of a pair unicorns nonchalantly nibbling on the family christmas tree, happy and proud to welcome you their new owner…
“We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn. Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home. We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE. We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.”