‘It really doesn’t matter. I can hardly tell the difference.’
But what does Kim Kardashian care what baby North thinks, the haute couture gifts might as well be for her and if she could somehow shrink herself for a day she would gladly finagle her ass into baby North’s new designer Christmas presents.
Alas such are the calamities when one is the end product of a prodigy experiment called ‘let’s keep the cameras rolling until we run out of breath and have an ATM chain named after us.’
But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren’t annoyed by such ass kissing. No they take that shit naturally and simply post the $600 little booties that baby North will outgrow by next week on instagram to show us mortals how low on the totem pole we really are.
From designers such as Stella McCartney, Giuseppe Zanotti, Charlotte Olympia and Michael Coste, the ass kissing went on into perpuitity, because even a designer understands the value of feeding Kim’s ego and the demi god that she really is.