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Oh really? Man calls 911 cause his one night stand was snoring.

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Man calls 911 cause his one night stand was snoring

A Wisconsin man went on to call 911 cause his one night stand was snoring but in the process ended up getting himself in the most unlikely jam…

The good shit all came to pass when Benjamin Todd Duddles dialed 911 this past Sunday around 4.20am to say he wanted ‘a female removed from his bed,’ adding he wasn’t sure ‘how she got into his apartment.’

The ma then changed his story, saying he let her into his White Rock Ave, Waukesha, unit and she ‘just went into his bed and fell asleep.’

Duddles complained the unidentified woman was ‘now snoring like a train and he wants her out,’ The Smoking Gun reported.

However when cops arrived, Duddles went on to reveal they had ‘drank together, had relations and she fell asleep.’

Relations being the operative word kids.

Unfortunately for our hero, when he couldn’t get his new found squeeze to come up for air, he called police, according to a Waukesha Police Department report.

The report went on to tell that his unidentified lover was ‘found to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea.’

Police suggested Duddles sleep on the couch after reminding him that a snoring woman was not a police matter. He wasn’t arrested.

No mention is made if the man got to see the woman again…

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