BBC‘s Paula White has a confession to make: She only had a
gallon couple of drinks, but who’s the wiser?
Sitting in on her last day, after 16 years of service, Paula White it appeared to be having the time of her life. Actually too much of a good time.
After a bemused viewer sent in White a text to enquire if her ass was possibly drunk (yes Shiva the goddess of the good shit was on a roll by now…) nonchalantly responded:
‘I’m not drunk. I’ve had a couple of drinks, but I’m not drunk.’
Which was tantamount to conceding that inside her wobbly head there were 14 glasses of the good shit blissfully swishing about. Not that Paula White minded too much.
Who nevertheless did mind were Paula White’s bosses who decided with two hours and thirty minutes to go on Paula’s last day to yank her off the airwaves.
Went on to say DJ Denholm Siergertz who was asked to carry on the segment with our buzzed hero:
Paula had to step out “ because she was having a “P-A-R-T-Y.”
Went on to reflect Sentinel columnist and good friend Fred Hughes: ”Paula has done so much for the community that I think it would be unfair if she was to be remembered for something like this.”
Alas for Paula White perhaps it was not to be as she now negotiates what one imagines to be a rather dizzy hangover…