Courtesy of Russian Fashion week is an ensemble of gangly topless models because what’s most important when it comes to selling clothes isn’t the clothes themselves but the sexuality behind the clothes.
That said, let’s meet Ria Keburia who happens to be a Paris Paris-based Georgian designer who showed her fall 2013 collection at Russia Fashion Week on Saturday. All the models according to styleite wore yellow hats, that oddly resembled pancakes, and black outfits — well, save for two of them.
The last two ladies in Keburia’s lineup wore nothing but the yellow hats and black skirts, and covered their breasts with their hands while walking. (Do we smell a new ANTM challenge?) Thank goodness they have big hands. We’re not sure what statement Keburia is trying to make — maybe that the pancake hats are strong enough on their own. But, at least for us, that statement is pretty muted when you’ve got bare boobs coming down the runway.
Because sexuality and all them confused bloggers will surely one day make Ria very famous and maybe rich…