Kids, I want you to slowly unbutton the top button of whatever is making you comfortable and slither closer to the fireplace of your loins as we all take a good look at the hawt bixch of Saudi Arabia, Omar Borkan Al Gala who managed to have his heavenly self deported purportedly because his sublime self was too damn handsome.
The ruckus all came about when religious police (yes kids such things exist in certain parts of world) turned up at a recent Jenadrivah Heritage and Culture Festival and took exception to the visage of various delegates from the United Arab Emirates. Apparently the religious police feared that our collective hottie, Omar Borkan Al Gala was so handsome that his presence risked causing a riot should ‘female visitors fall’ for the handsome lothario.
Although he hasn’t explicitly admitted being the individual in question who was deported for being too handsome, his sly self took to posting a link about the deportation on his facebook page which only served to sizzle the loins of mankind when one took a good look at his dashing self smoldering tender whispers wafting in your earlobes: ‘I am the hawt bixch that mankind can never refuse.’
Wrote our heart throb on his facebook page under yet another smoldering picture of our wet dream: “The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.”
Which of course is a backhand way of saying: ‘I may have been deported but I am always amenable to being imported into the backwaters of your slinky g string should the moment arise….’