Hugh Jackman would like to add a new trophy on his glory mantle courtesy of the snippets of one fan’s pubic hair that landed on our collective hero as he took to attending his ritual morning workout this weekend in Manhattan.
According to witnesses, stalker fan Kathleen Thurston burst into Gotham Gym sobbing some shit about ‘I love you,‘ whilst shrouding our collective hero with electric razor filled rims of of her own pubic hair (cause at least that way she can get to say she got laid to Hugh by proxy) as he took to his workout.
According to they NYPost, Thurston has a history of stalking and confronting our hero and at present currently resides in a shelter for the mentally ill.
Reflected our action hero: “Here’s a woman who obviously needs help so I just hope she gets the help she needs.”
Thurston for her part was apprehended some time after our collective hero’s security grabbed Thurston and tossed her back into the oblivion in which she sought to escape before cops dropped by and had a talk with her.
Let’s hope Hugh has the temerity to get himself a restraining order and the decency to at least lick off a few of those pubic hairs off his biceps before he goes to bed tonight.