Lindsay Lohan does not have a problem in the world except for herself…
Kids guess who’s playing peekaboo under the table? C’mon I dare you. I’ll give you a few clues.
1/ Licks the white fluff off toilet seats when there’s none left in her purse.
2/ Drinks the white fluff off the wax floor when there’s none left in her booze cup.
3/ Is a daily reassuring enigma in your daily existence that helps to bring out a rueful smile.
4/ Once made a pledge to Lucifer the devil to swallow the shards of all discontent in the world
5/ Was once confused for a great talent before something landed in her drinking water.
Yes kids you guessed it- it’s Lilo being Lilo.
According to tmz, Lilo who is getting paid the big bucks to be her wonderful self (six figures of which Lucifer confirmed Lilo has already spent a third off on the good shit at some Sao Paulo white alley) found herself in a spot of bother as she took to making out with the footprints of beguiled passer bys.
Because if life doesn’t make sense in a Hollywood make believe set why should it make any more sense in a Cachaça floor stained nightclub….?
image via twitter @orgastic-desire