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Octomom would like to inform you she’s very proud of being a porn star…

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Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Octomom Nadya Suleman is now our collective 'porn' hero too...
Octomom Nadya Suleman.
Octomom Nadya Suleman is now our collective ‘porn’ hero too…

Oh really? Octomom Nadya Suleman is back on welfare.

Here’s good news for all of those of you out there that have been holding special wished for our collective hero, Octomom Nadya Suleman….

tmz: Octomom is so excited her solo porn tape got nominated for four AVN Awards, she plans on going to the ceremony in Las Vegas … and she expects to go home a winner.

Octo tells TMZ she was “completely surprised” that she was nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign for her film “Octomom Home Alone.”

Completely surprised? Do you think? Kids tell that this hasn’t been the single most amazing achievement in Octomom’s life?

After all it’s one thing to manage to be a collective media hero, but then again managing to be a collective ‘porn’ hero too? Who would have thought, and now a nomination to boot?

salon: Suleman has seen the light at the end of a very dark, twisted tunnel: four Adult Video Network award nominations. Suleman’s solo sex tape “Home Alone” been nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign.

Offers Octomom: “I don’t consider myself a celebrity, but I have never heard of the other people nominated. So I’m pretty sure I have a good chance of winning.” 

Yes Octomom you certainly do have a chance of winning and in so many ways you already have won. You have unabashedly become the collective hero and voyeur that very few of us ever dare breath to be….

I 800 OCTOMOM I’M ALL YOURS TONIGHT….

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Graphic: Octomom Nadya Suleman porn tease trailer and pictures have finally arrived.

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Graphic: Octomom Nadya Suleman naked porn pictures released.

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