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Miley Cyrus tweets picture of her and a sex doll.

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Miley Cyrys always picks up the best hitchhikers.
Miley Cyrys always picks up the best hitchhikers.
Miley Cyrus always picks up the best hitchhikers.
Miley Cyrus always picks up the best hitchhikers.

Because Miley Cyrus knows a good hitch hiker or two are always hard to come by.

Kids I want you all to feast your eyes on Miley’s new friend, ‘plastic sex doll with pink lips.‘ Immediately you can see she’s Miley’s type, well groomed, also has short wild hair and maniacal expression and she’s all thumbs up because she knows she’s in for a real good time. In fact she knows she’s in for one heck of a good ride cause she even took the time to safely buckle herself in as Miley sets out to drive her sex slave into the recesses of her imagination.

Tweeted our collective hero: ‘Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift.” 

The answer- Yes and yes. If only you could pick up similarly willing obliging hitchhikers who know a good thing when they see one too…

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