‘Half grilled chicken and herpes.’ Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Grandpa’s pa big face sato: If Grandpa can eat it so can you.

Kids have you wrapped your chops around a car hit cheese bacon mushroom face? Or how about dipping your nose into a ‘urine smelling’ item on the menu? Never mind last week’s wacko date.

Read along as website BusinessPundit.com picks off some of the more ingenuous menu translations to come your way.

Personally I’m going to ask for a doggy bag for the half grilled chicken and herpes, cause who can’t resist getting herpes from sucking on a drumstick?

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

The car hit cheese bacon mushroom face. Because every car accident comes with its own special taste.

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Half grilled chicken & herpes. Why rely on your new date to get herpes when you can order it piping hot now?

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Spicy grandma as opposed to your deflated aunt.

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Stir-fried wikipedia. Because everything you read on the internet ought to whet your appetite.

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Nausea sauce pork. Because you should always be able to throw up after a good meal.

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Smell of urine mixed with dried. Why wait for last week’s John to pee on you again when it’s waiting right in front of you on the menu?

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

Tasteless coffee. For when your caffeine kick needs to be unremarkable.

Half grilled chicken and herpes. Hilarious mistranslated menu items…

General expression hot snacks. Because a hot snack should always have you jumping up and down.

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