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NSFW: Kate Middleton’s cousin Katrina Darling nearly loses her thong during burlesque striptease.

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Katrina Darling is also a preferred hawt bixch too...
Katrina Darling is also a preferred hawt bixch too...

It’s time to introduce you all to the next royal related media starved attention whore on the go: Katrina Darling. And what an introduction Katrina has in store for us.

The (distant) cousin of Kate Middleton, Katrina likes to indulge her fancy in burlesque dancing, but sometimes even fancy takes a wrong turn. Confused? Don’t be, run to the bathroom and bring out a roll of tissue and get to work cause Katrina has some got yummy shit to show you.

As an aside you ought to know that Katrina’s distant relation (second cousin once removed) to Kate Middleton helped her land a six figure deal with Playboy which will be out later this month. See what perks you get when your related to aristocracy?

huffpo: But Darling returned to our fair city on Wednesday night with a whole new show. Performing at downtown bar Demi Monde, Darling sported a shiny silver toga-like dress and a spiky Statue of Liberty crown while doing some expert flame-swallowing (like the Statue of Liberty’s torch — clever!). Dancing to “American Woman” (again, clever!) she proceeded to strip down to a silver bikini and then gleaming pasties and a thong.

Until the thong broke. Darling suffered a literal “wardrobe malfunction” when her chain-like thong snapped, requiring her to complete her dance while holding her underwear in place.

Underwear? Who me? You? Katrina? The excited chipmunks nibbling at my ankles? Never, right Katrina…? Prince HarryI know you bixch are smiling and so bloody relieved we are no longer looking at your peen doing somersaults.

Because Katrina knows what's on your mind...
Why decline the good shit?
And then there was this mishap...
Not that you of course noticed...
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  • Yo ain’t nothing but a hound dog stripping all the time!

  • Anon

    Wow!

    More talentless shite…

    lets all be positive role models…..

    Off with their heads!!