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Victoria’s Secret Miranda Kerr would like to tantalize you in her new topless video.

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Mirannda Kerr is also a hawt bixch.
Mirannda Kerr is also a hawt bixch.

The little treasures the universe sometimes like to bestow us…

Kids, it’s that time of day that we all go out and reach for a screwdriver so we can dutifully plunge it deep in our eyeballs as today’s preferred hawt bixch Miranda Kerr takes to sullying our imagination with her perfect physique as she sashays topless in her new must have ensemble- yes those knick nacks called Victoria’s Secret must haves.

So whilst every man wishes they were married to Miranda and on the flip every woman wishes they were simply Miranda, all one can do to hope to end the lurid pain is to carefully aim a blunt screwdriver towards their eyeballs with the full knowledge that in a half a moment or two they will have forever plucked the misery out of their lives…

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