Home Scandal and Gossip Oh my! Micaela Schaefer debuts in her topless calendar spread.

Oh my! Micaela Schaefer debuts in her topless calendar spread.

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Micaela Schaeffer is also a preffered hawt bixch
Micaela Schaeffer is also a preffered hawt bixch

Micaela Schaefer topless calendar spread

For those of you who don’t know Micaela let me stretch my pubic glands for your comfort Schaefer, Micaela could best be described as Germany’s version of Parasite Hilton and Kim Slut Kardashian. To say she thrives on constant media attention and your tongue doing hoola hoops every time she prances out of her boudoir would be an understatement. It’s just the way Micaela likes it and she hopes it’s certainly the way you like it too.

That said, just in time for her latest plastic surgery fix it and make it look perkier episode, Micaela has delighted all Germans and fans alike with her latest thoughtful expose: herself standing virtually naked in front of you whilst your mind begins to race and imagine suggestive reposes. But that in essence couldn’t make Micaela happier as she once again gets ready to take it all off and show you why she’ll always be your number one German wet dream.

But I must admit I do like the deftly tied pink ribbons that hang adroitly just above Micaela’s nipples. They certainly serve to give that balloon parade in the background that much more air of gravitas….

Shall we then?

Go to the next page and begin salivating…

Micaela Schaefer is Germany’s version of a hawt bixch.

Micaela Schaefer is convinced she is the hawtest bixch to ever turn up since your last uber German bikini model.

Micaela Schaefer topless calendar spread

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