Never mind, at least Octomom Nadya Suleman is $5000 richer than you bixches salivating over her…
Oh dear, the adventure called, the year I decided to become homeless, a porn star, a media whore and now pay for hire stripper has culminated in our hero Octomom stripping down to her panties in one Florida nightclub over the weekend.
According to the venue, West Park’s Playhouse Gentleman’s Club (yes even the venue’s name is full of too much irony) the joint managed to pack 400 discerning customers who came for the privilege of breathing the same air as Octomom as flickers of her sweat cascaded the audience as she launched into her riveting routine.
Wearing a naughty schoolgirl outfit along with pigtails (she later changed into a dominatrix outfit too) the mother of
a nation 14 is said to have attendees spellbound and looking for blunt screwdrivers from which to bludgeon their eyeballs off as an ode to respect to Octomom who once again titilitated with panache.
That said some of Octomom’s new fellow strippers had this to say:
“She’s really stiff,” one told the Miami Herald. “Oh my God, she can’t dance.”
Never mind Octomom. Them bixches are simply mad jealous of your genius ability to go from a low level smut figure to a high level smut figure….
1800 OCTOMOM WILL STRIP ON YOUR POLE TONIGHT….