Anderson Cooper publicly comes out and admits he’s gay. Still my heart throb…

Anderson Cooper publicly comes out and admits hes gay. Still my heart throb...

Anderson Cooper is officially gay!

The surprise of my lifetime just took place whilst I was licking my lips looking at that smouldering bixch wink back at me on CNN…

The world can finally relax with the news that hawt bixch du jour, Anderson Cooper has openly come out and acknowledged that he is gay. A secret wider than the Grand Canyon, a secret every confused school boy hadn’t quite figured out, a secret that every leotard wearing doorman the world over had to wonder deep inside was true…

the daily beast: “It’s become clear to me that by remaining silent on certain aspects of my personal life for so long, I have given some the mistaken impression that I am trying to hide something—something that makes me uncomfortable, ashamed or even afraid. This is distressing because it is simply not true.” 

Kids this is the part where I hug a make believe version of Anderson and wipe away at the tears streaming out of both our eyelids, and continues our collective hero:

 “The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

And in the background you can hear the firecrackers going off and the heart wrenching sobbing of a man that has finally, publicly come to terms with the role model he has forever resisted becoming- his own accredited sexual identity.

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Anderson Cooper publicly comes out and admits hes gay. Still my heart throb...

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