Published on June 8th, 2012 | by Scallywag0
Karl Lagerfeld followed by butler. Hawt bixch of Chanel.
Uncle Kunty always knows how to have a good time…
When the Kaiser travels he does it with style which shouldn’t surprise anyone to learn at the recent expose for Chanel’s ‘The little black Jacket’ in NYC uncle Kunty had a butler following him with a goblet of Pepsi Max on a silver tray.
Of course to the uninitiated this all may come as mere pomp and ceremony but uncle Kunty would like to remind you things couldn’t be further from the truth.
Said uncle Kunty in one recent expose:
harpersbazaar: The first thing I do when I get up, I have breakfast. I have two protein shakes made for me by my doctor–they have a chocolate taste and no sugar, of course—and steamed apples.
Notice the no sugar part. Uncle Kunty like you likes to look trim and taut, but unlike you he does have a doctor waiting on him hand and foot when he wakes up to make him not one but two delicious protein ‘uncle Kunty yummy’ shakes.
But just in case you think Uncle Kunty is lean on the hired help think again:
I have two drivers and several cars. I have a driver who in the morning does the shopping for me and brings the newspapers, and another one, Sébastien, who is also my secretary, who is free in the morning and works in the afternoon and late in the evening.
In fact Uncle Kunty has now even hired two maids to look after his new joy, his kitty:
nypost: Lagerfeld’s 9-month-old cat also made headlines this week when the designer revealed his fancy furball uses an iPad, eats at the dinner table with him and has two maids keeping a diary of the kitty’s activities when he’s not around.
“Every time we’re on jobs, he gets pictures from his maids that send him updates about his cat,” model Joan Smalls told us at the Chanel shindig. “He’s like a proud parent where he wants everybody to see every picture, and I think it’s so sweet and shows a sensitive side.”
Yes uncle Kunty is very sweet and sensitive. As for the Pepsi Max, Karl Lagerfield declined take a sip, not that the butler minded very much.
Isn’t it time you became an uber hawt bixch too, unless of course you already are….?