Snooki would like to announce her nude photos of herself will whet your appetite…
Snooki would also like to remind you that she doesn’t like to share every intimate detail of her life with the public, including her private parts….except when she does.
Snooki is up in arms pursuant to the apparent (can we dare imagine?) leaking of photos of herself making the internet. The pictures depict the media whore seductively posing (if it pays the rent) into the camera with her private parts showing in some of the photos.
Argues the heavily pregnant media whore, that the pictures were taken some time ago (yes Snooki has since moved onto more refined dispositions) and that they were not meant for public consumption.