Amanda Bynes is quickly becoming the new reckless self destructive actress that Hollywood treasures….
Here comes another chapter in the ongoing saga called Amanda wants you to stop getting all wound up when she hits and runs into your posterior. Suck it up or just shut up bixches…
tmz: Amanda Bynes slammed into a car on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley on April 10 … then fled the scene — according to the victim who told cops the troubled actress was the culprit.
The culprit was driving a 5 series BMW at the time of the accident. The victim gave chase, got off the freeway, but the culprit blew a red light, never to be seen again. The victim was able to write down the license plate number. She only got a profile view of the woman driving the BMW.
Kids, surely the inference isn’t that our collective hero Amanda Bynes was the culprit in question? You’d think by now Amanda would of hired a chauffer whilst she kept tabs on the moonshine being brewed in the trunk?
Despite the allegations that Amanda was back to being a booze hound Amanda and her pr team went to work:
For her part Bynes took to Twitter last night to deny the latest ballyhoo infringement of her existence:
“I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.”
Kids between you and me I think Amanda is telling the truth, there was no way she involved in a fake hot and run cause that shit would have meant having to get out of bed and knock down a keg of moonshine lying next to her pillow. Why drive a car and get loaded when you can just reach under the bed for the next installment of another miserable day in the life of a self destructive but talented actress.
Amanda Bynes would like to introduce hereself as the new trollop du jour