Home Scandal and Gossip Scarlett Johansson’s image is now being used to help sell XXX porn.

Scarlett Johansson’s image is now being used to help sell XXX porn.

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Isn't it time you lubed up next to Scarlett J
Isn't it time you lubed up next to Scarlett Johansson?

Proving that actresses have more versatile careers than could have previously been imagined comes the story of one adult store depot by a lonely strip by the Mexican border…

tmz: Scarlett Johansson is the new face of dildos, porn, and everything in between — because her image has just been hijacked by a Spanish-speaking sex shop near the Mexican border.

Yes sirree, get your dildo’s, twelve inch thing a majigs, lubes and whatever else takes your fancy as you slowly make eye contact with Scarlett Johannson on ‘VIP’s’ business card (hey isn’t that a real original name for porn store?).

As of present the actress hasn’t responded to her image being used as a catalyst for hardcore porn fantasy going south of the border, but who knows she might be rummaging through the outlet’s catalogue right now. Or maybe not….

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