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Dr Bill Dorfman confesses he collects celebrities teeth then later back tracks.

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Kids are you a celebrity? Cause if you are Dr Bill Dorfman would like to meet you...
Kids are you a celebrity? Cause if you are Dr Bill Dorfman would like to meet you...

Is it time to stop seeing Dr Bill Dorfman if you are a celebrity kids?

Oops, looks like Dr Bill may have put his mouth in it when he had his sit down session with TMZ (by the way since when do dentists get to be featured on celebrity gossip sites) who were of course curious to find out how life in the fast lane really is. (that’s tabloid hack for what dirt can you give us to spin bixch?)

tmz: Dr. Bill Dorfman — a world famous dentist who treats some of the biggest stars on Earth — tells TMZ he keeps a “secret stash” of the teeth he’s plucked from the mouths of his famous patients … in the hopes of eventually selling them on eBay.

Dorfman — who recently treated Lindsay Lohan and whose website features Jessica Simpson, Usher, Ozzy Osbourne, Anne Hathaway and Eva Longoria — was outside Rock & Brews in El Segundo yesterday when he revealed his secret.

“I actually save famous people’s teeth when I pull them … but I can’t tell you [their identities] ’cause it’s like patient confidentiality.”

Lindsay Lohan? Oh that’s right, that happened late last year when Dr Bill had to replace her crack teeth. Maybe he found a crack pipe in there too? Lilo aside why is Dr Bill mouthing off (do you like the puns I keep using?) that he gets to keep his celeb bixches teeth? Is that something a celeb necessarily needs to know about? Does it bring Lilo comfort that Dr Bill has her crack teeth in some ice cube waiting for the day tmz drums up enough pocket money to buy them and put them on their lost and found session?

Breaking: Lilo’s crack teeth suddenly appear on Hollywood Boulevard. 

But at least the bixch did retain some degree of modesty:

“I actually save famous people’s teeth when I pull them … but I can’t tell you [their identities] ’cause it’s like patient confidentiality.”

Whatever right? Tell me you can’t stand bixches like that that tell you that they have a Porsche and how much fun it is to drive around but unfortunately for your ass they just happen to be too tired to take you for a spin…

And then this:  “There have been a few really famous people and I thought one day maybe I could sell this on eBay.”

“Uh- oh. Bixch. I fxcked up. I fxcked up. I fxcked up. Kill me!! Kill me!!”

Kids, do you wanna guess what Dr Bill later thought to himself when he came home to read TMZ’s stellar article on this hawt bixch? Cause I’m kind of trying to figure that one out. Right?

jezebel: So, after the story broke this afternoon, he suddenly started claiming he was joking and made the entire thing up as a goof. But, but! If you watch the original TMZ video below and then watch his interview from today (found here at around minute 18), he does not in any way seem to be joking in the first interview—the facts come out a little too easily. And he seems remarkably tense in the follow-up interview. (Also, he uses this as proof he was joking: “I don’t even know how to go on eBay.” P-shaw.) 

Kids, isn’t it time if you happen to be a celebrity to lose Dr Bills phone number? As for the rest of us, you better call quick to make a reservation with Dr Bill cause I’m sure half of California is just rushing to get in that door so they can smile that sexy smile that says: ‘One day when I finally become famous, some bixch called Dr Bill is going to sell my teeth and make me even more famous!’

Remember kids, to brush and floss regularly or otherwise Dr Bill will be waiting for you…

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