Home Scandal and Gossip Lindsay Lohan goes back to red. But is it just a ploy?

Lindsay Lohan goes back to red. But is it just a ploy?

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Lindsay Lohan- preferred hawt bixch. Images via superficial.
Lindsay Lohan- preferred hawt bixch. Images via superficial.

Kids, me and the chipmunks are smirking in disbelief and wondering what our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan is up to following the latest chapter in the mega grossing drama otherwise known as “America’s favorite sweetheart would like to share with you another compelling chapter in her life. Chapter 788XXe3: How I dyed my hair back to red….and once again found sanity.”

But according to the NY Daily News there might be other reasons as to why our collective hawt bixch dyes her hair red:

The 25-year-old starlet may have been inspired to make a hair color change after photographers in New York recently confused her with another world-famous blond star — 66-year-old rocker Debbie Harry.

Harry was snapped wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and a pair of aviator sunglasses nearly identical to a pair Lohan was spotted in two days earlier.

Both stars had been seen leaving the Mercer Hotel in New York during the week, further confusing the paparazzi.

And confusing the paparazzi is never a good thing when your bread and butter is no longer contingent on whether you even book a role as an actress anymore but whether you can continue whoring out your image for the piranhas called tabloid media that have taken joy out of menacing (yes, guilty as accused…blah!) our collective hawt bixch as she sashays up and down the pony trail as our post teenage messiah.

The dailymail on the other hand has taken the tact that our collective hawt bixch may have decided to ditch the blonde mane (really did anything look more displaced than the sight of a puffy over peroxide menace sashaying in knee high boots with the air of entitlement normally reserved for Napoleon Bonaparte‘s generals?) in a subdued effort at getting back to her roots (literally) and resurrecting herself back to the damsel in hawt distress that we all came to know and love when she first entered the promenade called ‘I’m betting on becoming a Hollywood legend anyway which way I can….’

dailymail.co.uk: The hue is almost identical to her natural hair colour and the shade she became famous for and seen with, in classics such as Mean Girls and The Parent Trap. 

The return of her natural colour comes as Lindsay continues on her mission to try and win back her flailing career after a string of arrests and legal woes.

Her professional life has taken a battering due to her constant legal problems which have spanned over several years.

The actress is currently close to settling her most recent scandal in a matter of weeks.

Time will of course tell whether our collective highness resurrects her image or whether in some clever way her image will resurrect her, which in some way is the real acting that is going on here and frankly worthy of a special mention by the academy; “Lindsay Lohan: best performing media parasite on the promenade.”

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  • Citr16

    What drugs go with red hair?