Never mind Lilo is no longer a home body but a party animal once again.

Christopher Koulouris: About author bio at bottom of article.

March 6, 2012

e5420110-lindsay-lohan-getty-ex — Lindsay Lohan- preferred hawt bixch

Kids our collective media whore ‘I almost fooled the world but I at least fooled Matt Lauer ‘was back to her old tricks this weekend as she was seen holding court at NYC hot boite Le Baron after her disastrous performance this past Saturday night on SNL. According to sources our hawt bixch was there very late into the final wee hours only leaving after her honor was apparently affronted by two highly testerone muscular men fighting for the grace of her ~~good~~ company.

Said our collective hawt bixchvia her publicist after being questioned in relation to her Today interview where she categorically affirmed that she was no longer interested in the party scene and was now a committed ‘homebody:’ (yes kids the vile is gurgling at the back of my throat and unfortunately the bottle of good shit that I would normally sling to bring it all back down got finished last night…)

“Lindsay was the consummate professional all week,” adding: “When someone says they are a homebody, it doesn’t mean they stay locked in their house every day and night.”

Hmm, that’s an interesting ~~bunch of crock~~. But what do I care? I’m just a gullible fan. Right Matt?

Kids, let me tell you I have to confess Lilo is beyond my fav hawt bixch on the circuit. To go out and say she’s Bambi in her new Gap ~~disguise~~ outfit and to then turn out at like Calligula in her sparking Versace neon like outfit at the dawn of dead with clanking Champagne flutes takes the type of moxie that so few of us can only imagine.

If only you were as brilliant as Lilo…unless of course you already are.

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Please Lindsay Lohan what’s up with the double chin lately?