Home Scandal and Gossip Kim Kardashian bares new bikini bod as she hits Miami beach.

Kim Kardashian bares new bikini bod as she hits Miami beach.

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'I am the eternal hawt bixch of Miami Beach.'
'I am the eternal hawt bixch of Miami Beach.'

Kim is a very hawtbixch….

Oh dear, I have to confess I have had to run out to the corner bodega to look for my own tanning suntan lotion after glancing at these must have (yes kids, it’s a slow news day, what am I to do….?) pictures of our collective idol, Kim ‘fame is never not enough’ Kardashian. On vacation (from what is anyone’s guess) with fellow media whore Jonathan Cheban in Miami, Kim decides to prance for the cameras in her new and improved super buff body- and what a delight she is. Right?

What do you think kids? Would you hit it?

Images via dailymail.co.uk

'Torn between my separation with my ex husband and my desire to improve my (self esteem)/suntan I decided Miami beach might be a great place to rejuvenate after a hectic 2011.'
'Figuring I'd be a little lonely and unable to apply tanning lotion on the back of my legs I thought it would be a nice idea to bring fellow media whore Jonathan with me so we could gossip/enjoy Miami together.
'One of my favorite things about posing for the camera is the way it allows me to try on different bikinis. Here's me in my black two piece looking stunning as usual.'
'But when all is said and done nothing pleases me more than the knowledge you are all just sitting there wishing so desperately you could get into my pants....'
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