Have you ever wondered how celebs always look so wonderful? Wondered what their secret is? Wondered why they never have sagging skin, breasts, wrinkles, blemishes, are always involved with rock star boyfriends and girlfriends?
Then this might be the product for you. Simply by exporting one unit of pixel intensifying fauxtanical hydro-jargon microbead extract a day onto your soul and you might end up seeing results that you could only have dreamt of. Until now….
Says film maker Jesse Rosten who came up with the spoof:
I was watching TV one sleepless night and stumbled upon an infomercial for some beauty product. The commercial showed before and after portraits, that to my eye, looked like the same photo just photoshopped. I laughed to myself. Then I made this video.
Isn’t it time you began living the great American illusion too?
Sold at all participating media agencies that insist in perpetuating distortions on the female form….