Home Scandal and Gossip Jessica Alba would like to remind you she will always look better...

Jessica Alba would like to remind you she will always look better than you even post pregnancy.

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"I will always be the preferred hawt bixch...'
"I will always be the preferred hawt bixch...'

Jessica is only living the good life you wish you could live too…

It’s the Christmas layover holiday season which can only mean one thing. Stars and celebrities alike taking to their favorite holiday destination, Cabo San Lucas and flaunting the good life and their good looks. Also there to flaunt her slice of heaven is model/actress Jessica Alba who only after 4 months of giving birth to her second daughter Haven looked a mean feat indeed. There to enjoy the spoils was also her movie producer husband, 32 year old Cash Warren. That said, let’s take a sneak at what this family of four got up to whilst you and I stared at the wall…

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'Cash, do you think this two piece is daring enough for the folks back home? The more they seethe the better I feel...'
'Well Jessica, it's a situation of how much do you want to exploit your image?'
'Exploit my image? But that hardly sounds like a thing I would do. Especially whilst we're all on vacation...'
'Well as long as the cameras are pointed this way it wouldn't hurt would it?'
'After all, once a media whore, always a media whore...'
'C'mon kids, it's time for some free pr. Smile at the camera boy...'
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