Kids, at least Charlie can afford to replace his fallen out teeth with gold teeth.
There’s nothing like a reality check to sober up us mere mortals. That said, it’s time to introduce this months most deteriorated human being award with the proud receiver being Charlie ‘I smoked so much crack I smoked my life away’ Sheen. And what a pretty sight this hawt bixch makes. While Lindsay Lohan our other preferred hero is now walking around with a double chin(it seems to be on autopilot and no amount of photo shopping can get rid off it in real life), our hawt bixch Charlie is walking around with cruddy gold teeth, jowls, grey weeds for sideburns and a hair job that says ‘my wig was used this morning to scrub my back when I took a morning shower’ look about it.
Never mind Charlie ‘I’m no longer winniiiing’ Sheen is still in easy road as he enjoys the riches of his labors and prowls the Californian sunset with his charm, a rolodex of preferred hookers, his black Amex card and that thing called his fast deteriorating looks.
Coco you are indeed a hawt bixch.