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Ryanair to now add porn as an in flight entertainment option.

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Flying on Ryanair is about to get more ‘risky.’

Michael O’Leary, Ryanair’s CEO is said to be contemplating bringing X rated entertainment similar to pay per view porn services offered in hotel rooms on his planes via a new Ryanair app on smartphones.

Although Mr O’Leary has promised the app would be discreet (will the viewer’s reactions also be discreet?) he hasn’t addressed how this would work in context of children sitting next to paying viewers or for that matter to fellow passengers biting their hand away at the prospect of sitting next to a stranger being incited by racy material.

Contends Mr O’Leary: “I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices.”

Does that similarly mean viewers will limit their reactions to soft petting under warm wet towels provided by specifically trained air line stewards or will passengers who wish not being offended be asked to close their eyes during the flight? Or better still will those passengers who wish to not being offended be allowed seating in a non porn designated seating section whilst those passengers acquiescing to the racy material will be allowed to band in one section of the airplane with specially trained stewards running around with notepads (for swapping numbers for later rendezvous) and tissues for those passengers consenting to shared twin headsets and single phone apps?

Who would of thought that what was once considered a private endeavor (hotels do offer sound proof walls for the most part right?) will now become a shared viewing pleasure?

Please strap in for a wild ride…

(see newsy‘s take below too)

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