The next installment of I lost my courage and then some now involves our heroine Kim I Just Want The Cameras Pointed At Me Kardashian flying off to Minnesota (shit people still live there?) to catch up with her beau Kris Humphries.
According to TMZ them bixches got pictures of our heroine making her way through Minneapolis-St Paul International airport at 5.30 (talk about making the paparazzi harder for the money shot…). TMZ then go on to say Kim felt like she owed Kris
as much drubbing and added humiliation she could muster a one on one talk.
Kids- what does this mean? One on one talk? Is Kimby going to ask Kris for a second chance, lay on the floor and peel off her Manohlo Blahniks and plead Kris to make photographic love to her or is this just a clever orchestrated device to up the stakes and get them ad dollars coming at them like love starved fireballs?
Money make my Kim’s world go around. Clap your hands fiercely with me!
Time will tell but I’m crossing my fingers along with the sponsors kids- let’s make that money bixches!!