Pippa will always be our preferred ‘hawt’ bixch.
Since Pippa Middleton‘s meteoric rise in the fame game department she’s become the token arbiter for what passes for good gossip, dress sense, party scene and as the above picture indicates the go to girl when it comes to how young women like her live out their love life. Hand me the binoculars some of you may be asking….indeed.
True to form, the tabloids are retaining their vigil on the ongoings of our collective media whore (is there really any doubt she doesn’t enjoy it as much as we do?) spotted our Pippa making out with her current hunk (he isn’t he?, never mind he doesn’t quite make the money scatterbrains tell us really turns Pippa on…) – Alex Loudon. And what a sight! I’m still putting away the tissue paper, ahem the misty book, or whatever…
dailymail.co.uk: Even at 4.30am, however, Pippa Middleton and Alex Loudon were still in romantic mood.
The couple shared a lingering kiss yesterday as they waited for a cab outside a London hotel where they had attended the Boodles Boxing Ball charity event.
Hmm, isn’t it a wonderful aphrodisiac to wake up in the morning and find minute to minute action scenes of last night’s intimate moments splayed for all to see? Either way, as our collective wet dream Pippa (one has to admit the plunging neckline in the photos leave everything every little to the imagination…) will forever be the token litmus test for what passes as our hawt bixch of the post vodka morning. But at least she can kiss damn well, right…?
Don’t you wish you were a royal in waiting or whatever your hawt title these days is?