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Micaela Schaefer is convinced she is the hawtest bixch to ever turn up since your last uber German bikini model.

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'And when I am not having my earlobes liposucked I like to perfect my pose. Practice after all makes perfect...'
Images source: Hollywood Tuna. 'Yes I'm tempted to agree, dressing like a three quarter naked media whore is bound to get you some attention...'

Kids, like you I am salivating and making hasty retreats to the bathroom to make sure there’s enough paper napkins in my jeans when I sit down and ogle the next installment of Micaela Schaefer is just a camera shy media whore looking for a scant reaction.

Judging by the somersaults the darling chipmunks Fyodor and Mazeltov are doing I’m betting  this hawt bixch has figured out the winning combination of what constitutes eye candy. That said it’s time to go blind and slowly look at all the pictures of today’s preferred hawt bixch- Micaela Schaefer.

If only you could get enough plastic surgery to look this good in a catsuit too!

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'I first perfected my media whore look by spending countless hours learning how to stare wantonly into the camera, then came my outfit....'

 

'From there I had my surgeon construct the perfect man jaw and self propelled mammary glands attached to the front of my chest...complete with the most tasteful camel toe I could think of...''

 

'Hmm, when I'm not being a media whore Iike to spend my time teasing the bejesus out of 15 year old boys.'

 

'As you can see I like to leave very little to the imagination. Something most 15 year old boys are grateful for...'
'And when I am not having my earlobes liposucked I like to perfect my pose. Practice after all makes perfect...'

 

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