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LeAnn wants to show you the part where her bikini keeps going up her crotch.

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'Luckily for me the clicking sounds eventually stopped, but to be honest I spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to stop my itti bitty bikini from reaching up my butt. Such are the follies it seems when you are a hawt bixch like me.'

'I will always be a hawt bixch!'

LeAnn isn’t your run of the mill media whore.

Kids, LeAnn spent her birthday holed up on some bronzed lacquered beach on Malibu with that creep she calls her personal stud-Eddie Cibrian. While blowing air kisses to all the pre assembled photographers (me thinks the bixch handpicked at least 70 photographers that morning to ‘casually drop by) LeeAnn had a little snafu. What snafu you wonder? The bixch couldn’t quite figure out how to keep her little itty bikini from running up her crotch. But this it seems are the little brutal inconveniences of negotiating eternity half naked.

That said, let’s have a ‘casual’ look at where her bikini kept going up her crotch….

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LeAnn Rimes would like to remind you she doesn’t enjoy being called emaciated.

'Today for my birthday I decided to prance around in my favorite come hither bikini.'

'But while prancing I kept noticing that my itty bitty bikini making its way up my bum crack....'
'Which is when I heard all these clicking sounds...'
'And that's of course when I got the terrible idea into my head that someone or something was watching us...'
'Which is why to be safe I put on my sunglasses and went for a gentle trollop along the beach...'

'Luckily for me the clicking sounds eventually stopped, but to be honest I spend the rest of the day trying to figure out how to stop my itti bitty bikini from reaching up my butt. Such are the follies it seems when you are a hawt bixch like me.'

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