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Brazilian women now have the right to watch porn and masturbate at work.

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Ladies, are you in the mood to release some stress?

Never mind decorum, it’s time to give women the leg room (pun intended) to galvanize their rights and of course their femminity. It might also help if you have a chemical imbalance:

jezebel: Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

“I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That’s when I asked for help, I knew it wasn’t normal.”

47 times? Personally I can understand 19 times, after all there are a lot of pretty things floating around the office and in our imaginations that sometimes need tending to, but- that said- even now that Bezerra is medicated, she still needs to uhm flex her muscles and relieve what ails her…

And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

What do you think ladies, should you be allowed to masturbate in your office cubicle too?

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  • nitramz

    This shows how stupidity is universal. I wasn’t surprised when blogs all over Brazil started spreading this fake story, but having it translated to English and going global with it without even checking google for its veracity is way over the top…

  • ern

    wow, 47 times. maybe she is a nympho, well she can rent me and i can do that for her for FREEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • Bryant

    I’ve heard of this rare medical condition. There isn’t a cure for it because of its rarity. Most of us can ease our tension during a scheduled break but she doesn’t have that option. I think she should have an exception because of her condition but the rest of us should wait for a time when it doesn’t bite into the company’s productivity.