Here’s a role that should go someway in sobering our collective mess- Lindsay Lohan: 120 hours of community service at the LA morgue.
We’re betting the tears are rolling down your pretty little features too…
people: The actress, 24, will be picking up trash, emptying trash bins, mopping floors and cleaning windows and restrooms at the L.A. County Department of Coroner’s facility.
“She’ll be doing basic janitorial work,” Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter tells PEOPLE. “She won’t be handling any dead bodies but she’ll certainly see them.”
Personally I’d be afraid if it was me that was dead who had to deal with Lilo sweeping a broom around my sorry ass. I’d beckon the angels of Galilee and a bottle of Kool Aid and watch from the corner as fate tempted her with every brush stroke. But that’s just me.
This won’t be Lohan’s first visit to the downtown Los Angeles morgue. She previously completed a DUI morgue program following her second drunk-driving conviction 2007.
In addition to a four-month jail term, Lohan was also ordered Friday to complete 360 hours of service at the Downtown Women’s Center, a homeless shelter located in L.A.’s Skid Row.
Kids, let’s be honest, isn’t this the role you always wondered Lilo wanted to play all along?
Let’s hope she wont disturb the dead or at least help herself to some trinkets us dead people like to take with us to the after life…