There’s nothing that says ‘subway hold up’ than being held captive against your will by a/ your local panhandler b/ gospel singer c/ loud obnoxious over bearing fellow commuter and now d/ your loud overbearing fellow commuter eating a bowl of spaghetti.
nymag: In this video, a girl is confronted for eating pasta on the subway, and she does not care for the interruption. “What kind of animals eat on the train?” asks a fellow rider. “What kind of fat bitches look like you?” the pasta eater fires back. (Her friend calmly advises the attacker, “You take a look in the mirror, miss. Don’t talk about nobody else.”)
Before viewing this gem, we suggest you go to the kitchen cook yourself a big bowl of greasy pasta and sit there eating it to heart’s abandon until you too feel the need to start your own brawl in your own living room.