Charlie Sheen is officially dumped from 2 and half men

Charlie Sheen is officially dumped from 2 and half men‘The tears are starting to clog my driveway but I will still sue you for a bazillion dollars …’

It had to happen, was bound to happen and finally the messiah (Time Warner) answered and proclaimed that Coco Sheen has been forever banished from the flock and into exile where he will spend an eternity and a booze filled deep awakening coming to terms with how much of a winner he really is.

tmz: “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

One day when Coco is scraping the remnants of a spilled vodka lime milkshake off his lapel he will suddenly catch a reflection of himself against the breezy ocean that will be making out with him and his vodka straw and wonder for every drop in the ocean, there was always another dollar he should have made.

EVEN CHARLIE SHEEN CALLS SNL’S ‘WINNING’ SKIT GENIUS.

FREAKSHOW OF THE WEEK: CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALEX JONES GOES ON ‘THE VIEW’ TO TALK CHARLIE SHEEN

CHARLIE SHEEN IS NOW SHOPPING BOOK DEAL.

CHARLIE SHEEN HAS DECIDED TO ONCE AGAIN BECOME AMERICA’S MODEST HERO BY SUBMITTING TO REHAB.

COCO SHEEN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER PARTYING.

COCO SHEEN IS NOT DEAD AFTER ALL.

COCO SHEEN IS NOW COUNTER SUING HIS HO CAPRI ANDERSON.

COCO SHEEN FOUND NUDE IN RESTAURANT, SCREAMING N-WORD.

Coco Sheen’s ho Capri Anderson demands he pay his outstanding bill of $12 000.

Charlie Sheen trashes his Plaza suite during a coke binge with hooker.

THIS YEAR FOR XMAS COCO SHEEN GOT SANTA TO DELIVER SOME MORE BLOW.

  • Anonymous

      Charlie brought this on himself by the help of his friends, booze and drugs!