At number 7 we have the curious visage of the Village People Randy Jones– iconic pop star,wet dream to countless 16 year old boys in perpetuity and relic that if you can last in show business for more than 6 weeks 4 decades you by rights deserve a birth at any one of your favorite designers.
Rumored to be sitting on the lap of Ian Macintosh’s Academy of the Arts upcoming show Randy will be sending heatwaves amongst the children cowering in the shadow of Randy’s obsequious moustache which we wonder if at this stage of the game he has trademarked into a lucrative furniture deal or whatever deal pop stars are supposed to siphon in their rotunda of amassing pony fortunes.
Either way when I see Randy enter the stage I will from the 9th row (yes kids- I know my rightful place- blah!) swoon and take mental notes for those lonely afternoon walks through the local YMCA.
Coming at number 6 is the pony trick ensemble of the Real Nuisances Housewives of NY. Yes you know their names- Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Bethenny Frankel, LuAnn de Lesseps, Alex McCord, Kelly Bensimon, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, and Jill Zarin.
Expect to see children feint and resurrect themselves when these immortals take their rightful place in front of the pony man clicking his camera. In fact we are willing to bet that the ‘reality’ stars will bring signed gift bags and other unimaginable trinkets that they will be giving away as America looks on in glee and disbelief.
Of course I’m willing to bet one day designers are going to dispense with 17 year old girls and start using these 28 45 plus year old girls as their next ‘hawt’ batch trolling the thumping planks. Yes, I can hear 16 year old girls weeping as far as Ohio. It was inevitable.
Oh dear shouldn’t you be a reality nuisance housewife yourself oneday?
IS IT A CRIME THAT THE HOUSEWIVES OF NY MAKE $6777 MORE PER EPISODE THAN THEIR CRONIES IN NJ?
GANGLAND HIT ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC: WAS IT BARZINI ALL ALONG?
THE LOVE PARADE HOSTS THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK.
REDUCE, REUSE, REAL HOUSEWIVES.
THE STANDARDS KEEP GETTING LOWER. WELCOME TO REAL NUISANCES OF AMERICA.
