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Ke$ha would like to tell you she has the perfect antidote to Morning breath.

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Have you woken up naked in a bath tub with morning breath? Ke$ha wants you to know she has, and she knows how to fix it… Now open wide and say ‘Aaah.’

In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Ke$ha explains:

HuffPo:  “Jack Daniels is an anti-bacterial and its way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack.

Sounds like a Charlie Sheen drama, eh?

We’re glad Ke$ha is worried about her oral hygiene, however. As long and she is anti-bacterializing her mouth, never you mind the other germs the proverbial ‘dude’ and she may share over the course of an evening together…

And naked in a bathtub with a bottle of Jack, eh?  We agree with Ke$ha that the biggest dilemma in that scenario was the fact that she may have morning breath. Because, really, don’t you think being left naked in a bathtub stranded by your midnight love in the morning, is far less embarrassing than a case of gnarly breath?

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