Out of his mind work Charlie Sheen told TMZ this weekend that he is writing a tell-all memoir about his eight years on his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men. And he is expecting to get paid handsomely for his next generous contribution to the world.
The one-time star of “Platoon” says he hopes to get a minimum of $10 million for spilling his behind-the-scenes details.
Then again, Sheen claimed this week that he was getting a $5 million an episode deal for an HBO program – a tale the cable channel quickly shot down.
Only $10 million dollars, Coco? You could literally, blow that money in just a few short hours days…
Alas, it’s not easy being Charlie Sheen, we’ve already read about all of his secrets tabloid front-pages of sex, drugs, and serious debauchery (see list below). With so much salaciousness in his real life, he’s bound to exaggerate a bit about who wants to tell the boring behind-the-scenes story of his eight year run on CBS.
And what can we expect from his behind-the-scenes sitcom drama? Well, let’s take a look back at Sheen’s antics just earlier this week…
We can’t help but hope that our dear Coco entitles his tell-all “How I became the Half in Two and Half Men,” because really, now, what does he have left?
Now let’s all wipe our noses and pray for the next great news, the Coco Sheen Lifetime movie.