In lieu of Prince Williams and Kate Middleton‘s upcoming wedding this coming April, the Royal court has decided to become increasingly stylish by bringing out its own collection of condoms for the very ‘special occasion.’ (Well if the house of Chanel can do it why not the house of Windsor?)
styleite : The copy on the company’s website is fairly hilarious, so allow us to share. The condoms’ slogan? “Lie back and think of England.” Why? “Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.” But what makes these condoms so special? ”Combining the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure.” You know, because they’re “lavishly lubed” and “regally ribbed.” Three “heritage love sheaths” will set you back £5 (about $8).
One day when Prince William is reaching into his wallet he too will come across the ‘Crown Jewels,’ and for a moment he will slyly smile to himself before grimacing with the thought somewhere out there someone is ‘congregating’ with their loved one with an image of his highness on their manhood.
Shouldn’t you have a box of condoms made to commemorate your existence too?