With the imminent arrival of the IMG Mercedes Benz Fashion collections starting to parade our consciousness we thought it was time to have a close look at the ‘hawt’ bitches (because I luv you so) that we’re likely to see galivanting the pole dance whore pole of fashion. Of course being a fashion whore takes a special type of skill, mindset and unburgeioning attention to ones dress sense and of course by extension everyone else’s attention of you- which is where the whore part comes in.
Being a fashion whore isn’t simply about the upcoming collections, it’s about an attitude, from the moment you wake up, the first strokes of mascara on your eye lashes, the way you hold yourself as you pummel that gel through your hair and the way you negotiate that cigeratte and caffe late as them bitches strut past you. In short being a fashion whore is an instinct that only few really have, an instinct only few can wield into a career, a media campaign, a front row seat, a handbag line, make up line, a TV show, an editorial ship, a night club act, a televised prank. But woe- for our chosen few- this is nothing about pranks but the quintessential definition of love and loathing, gloating and absorbing- these in short are the best damn fashion whores trolling NYC.
Without further ado, let’s turn the page and find out if your ‘hawt’ ass made it as a venerable top fashion whore of NYC. Shall we?